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Something strange in my mouth

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Axl--Rose Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012
I woke up with gum in my mouth. I never eat gum, would never buy gum, wouldn't take someone else's gum even if they offered, and when I got back, all the shops were shut so I wouldn't have been able to get gum anyway.

My complaint is that this is confusing and I don't like confusion.

inb4 "SOMETHING STRANGE IN YOUR MOUTH - MAYBE.... A COCK!! HAHAHAHA"
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Fuyuni Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
It's the aliens, man.
They're coming for us all. Be prepared. 12/12/12 will be the end. :la:

Just kidding. I don't know whats up with your gum. But its a proven fact that humans sleepwalk every time they sleep for 8 hours or more. I think. :shrug:
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Pokey-Bunny Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Strange, very strange. :iconsherlockholmesplz:
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h-irsch Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Maybe you sleep walked to the local market, bought some gum and fell asleep chewing it?
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CherylBlanche Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012
Who could have put it there...and was it chewed or fresh...?
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puppy-dangerous Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
Oop, my bad. Was aiming for the trash can.
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gvcspecks Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012
i found some in my bed, are we connected?
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AJGlass Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
                                                                      Hello!
Hey, look what I also found in your bed: :iconspiderplz:

Actually, maybe you shouldn't look. :paranoid:
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h-irsch Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Try visiting the Mojave desert. Tarantulas on the walls everywhere.
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AJGlass Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
There are "walls" in the desert? :O_o:

Damn, they'll build those things anywhere! =P
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h-irsch Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Student Digital Artist
The desert is full of random junk.
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