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Something strange in my mouth

:iconaxl--rose:
Axl--Rose Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012
I woke up with gum in my mouth. I never eat gum, would never buy gum, wouldn't take someone else's gum even if they offered, and when I got back, all the shops were shut so I wouldn't have been able to get gum anyway.

My complaint is that this is confusing and I don't like confusion.

inb4 "SOMETHING STRANGE IN YOUR MOUTH - MAYBE.... A COCK!! HAHAHAHA"
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:iconfuyuni:
Fuyuni Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
It's the aliens, man.
They're coming for us all. Be prepared. 12/12/12 will be the end. :la:

Just kidding. I don't know whats up with your gum. But its a proven fact that humans sleepwalk every time they sleep for 8 hours or more. I think. :shrug:
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:iconpokey-bunny:
Pokey-Bunny Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Strange, very strange. :iconsherlockholmesplz:
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:iconh-irsch:
h-irsch Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Maybe you sleep walked to the local market, bought some gum and fell asleep chewing it?
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:iconcherylblanche:
CherylBlanche Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012
Who could have put it there...and was it chewed or fresh...?
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:iconpuppy-dangerous:
puppy-dangerous Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
Oop, my bad. Was aiming for the trash can.
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:icongvcspecks:
gvcspecks Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012
i found some in my bed, are we connected?
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:iconajglass:
AJGlass Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
                                                                      Hello!
Hey, look what I also found in your bed: :iconspiderplz:

Actually, maybe you shouldn't look. :paranoid:
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:iconh-irsch:
h-irsch Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Try visiting the Mojave desert. Tarantulas on the walls everywhere.
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:iconajglass:
AJGlass Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
There are "walls" in the desert? :O_o:

Damn, they'll build those things anywhere! =P
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:iconh-irsch:
h-irsch Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Student Digital Artist
The desert is full of random junk.
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:iconajglass:
AJGlass Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
     ...and no doubt a few bodies. :paranoid:
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:iconh-irsch:
h-irsch Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Yeah from all damn rattle snakes. Then again, people will eat the bastards.
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:iconajglass:
AJGlass Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
I've wanted to go rock collecting in some deserts - but I don't fancy turning one over and getting bitten. :paranoid:
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:icongvcspecks:
gvcspecks Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012
i will sleep paranoid tonight, thanks.
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:iconajglass:
AJGlass Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
You will be in good company. :paranoid:
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:icongvcspecks:
gvcspecks Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012
:iconcreepedoutplz:
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:iconhumanknotgirl:
humanknotgirl Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012
Aww, that's adorable! :meow:
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:iconajglass:
AJGlass Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
I know! :aww:
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:iconajglass:
AJGlass Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
This is why you should never sleep with your mouth open. :no:

Also because spiders like to crawl into mouths. :paranoid:
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:iconp-ish:
P-Ish Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012   Writer
I have a canker sore on the bottom/side of my tongue and it's rubbing on one of my back teeth and it hurts. :c
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:iconaldarune:
Aldarune Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012
Try whiskey.
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:iconp-ish:
P-Ish Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012   Writer
I don't have any of that. :C
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:iconpenhuin:
Penhuin Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Lay off the alcohol.
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:iconbenjamin-biddix:
Benjamin-Biddix Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Sounds like flim....:icongrossplz:
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:iconprosaix:
prosaix Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012
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:iconsmoppet:
Smoppet Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012
:saddummy: Even I'm confused.
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:iconlegendarysuperman:
LegendarySuperman Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You're so much cooler when you never pull it out, 'cause you look so much cuter with something in your mouth :sing:
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:iconaxl--rose:
Axl--Rose Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012
What? I thought the dude from Nickelback died, and all copies of their music were wiped from history.

Guess I was wrong.
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:iconlegendarysuperman:
LegendarySuperman Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You were wrong :iconmonkeyconfidentplz:
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:iconmatthewmatters:
MatthewMatters Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Professional General Artist
:iconhigurashiplz:
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:iconlegendarysuperman:
LegendarySuperman Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:icongetawayplz:
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:iconseven-fates:
Seven-Fates Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Quickly! Check your ass for the remote control!
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:iconmegstiel:
megstiel Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Student General Artist
um

that's weird
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:iconzodiacgal:
zodiacgal Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
:iconimhorrifiedplz:
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:iconaxl--rose:
Axl--Rose Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012
why?
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:iconzodiacgal:
zodiacgal Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Das creepy gurl.
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:iconoranges-lemons:
oranges-lemons Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012
hey, could've been cum.
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:iconhumanknotgirl:
humanknotgirl Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012
Cum does not work that way.
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:iconoranges-lemons:
oranges-lemons Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012
Like what?
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:iconhumanknotgirl:
humanknotgirl Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012
It doesn't have that consistency and if it did I don't think anybody would drink it.
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:iconoranges-lemons:
oranges-lemons Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012
I never said it did.
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:iconhumanknotgirl:
humanknotgirl Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012
I was reading too much into it, then.
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:iconlegendarysuperman:
LegendarySuperman Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
A new super power! :#1: A hero that can cum gum :ohnoes:
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:iconhumanknotgirl:
humanknotgirl Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012
Considering gum does not dissolve well in your stomach I think myself and countless others would be proper fucked.
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:iconlegendarysuperman:
LegendarySuperman Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Literally and figuratively :iconhurrplz:
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:iconhumanknotgirl:
humanknotgirl Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012
That was in poor taste, but I will give you points for it.
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:iconlegendarysuperman:
LegendarySuperman Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
The comment or the cum was in poor taste? :eyes:
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:iconhumanknotgirl:
humanknotgirl Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012
The comment. It wasn't exactly puntastic, but it was right on up there.
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:iconhumanknotgirl:
humanknotgirl Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012
Sounds like you weren't yourself last night. Split personality?
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