I woke up with gum in my mouth. I never eat gum, would never buy gum, wouldn't take someone else's gum even if they offered, and when I got back, all the shops were shut so I wouldn't have been able to get gum anyway.
My complaint is that this is confusing and I don't like confusion.
inb4 "SOMETHING STRANGE IN YOUR MOUTH - MAYBE.... A COCK!! HAHAHAHA"
My complaint is that this is confusing and I don't like confusion.
inb4 "SOMETHING STRANGE IN YOUR MOUTH - MAYBE.... A COCK!! HAHAHAHA"