I was forced to watch the new one tonight... It was so horribly entertaining. FUCK now the chick sparkles. She even smiles in the movie. FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK!
I had to go see it with my mom. I enjoyed it. Especially the part where Jacob tells Bella's dad that he's a werewolf. We will be expecting some JacobxBellasdad fanart sometime soon.
Also, don't forget that first line; "You're the same temperature as me now".
That is all.