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I'm not safe in my own room

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Atlantech Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Fucking house centipedes, I mean what the shit, these bugs look like they crawled from the pits of hell!

Anyway there was a huge ass one in my room last night in my closet, then I closed the door after seeing the bastard and then he comes running out, scurrying across my floor like he owns the damn place. I saw that son of a bitch and I'm like, no fuck you! This is my room and you are not welcome you piece of shit!

Anyway, after screaming and whining like a little bitch I finally called up my neighbor and borrowed some RAID from her. Then I come back in my room and start hunting for the bastard, throwing my shit all over the place and then when he finally makes a run for it, I sprayed his ass and practically doused it in the spray while it kept wiggling around and I'm yelling DIE ALREADY YOU PIECE OF SHIT JUST FUCKING DIE!!!!!!

Nope still not dead, still wiggling so then I take my shoe and start smacking it till it breaks apart and the fucking legs are still wiggling. Oh it was so fucking gross and after it finally died. I took a piece of toilet paper, picked it up and flushed it down. The legs are still there though but UGHHHHHHH

Fuck these things! Now I'm fucking paranoid that I'll be seeing more of them.
I need a god damn flame thrower, that's what I need.

TL;DR FUCKING HOUSE CENTIPEDES!
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BandiHill3258 Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
There's a prostitute in my room. I need to call a exterminator.
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Atlantech Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
yes, you don't know what atrocities are festering in that vagina
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BandiHill3258 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconewwwplz:
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Quisquose Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I once had these. They were all over the place and the whole downstairs area smelled like them. (Really nasty BTW) I cuold feel them crunch under my feet when I was just walking around -so gross- Even my cat would'n't eat them. And he'll eat anything. :icongrossplz:
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Atlantech Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
yikes
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FerricPlushy Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
I haven't felt safe since that owl nested in my room
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Atlantech Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
at least owls are cute
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ilfie Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I get those a lot in my basement which is why I don't sleep down there anymore. We also get a lot of pill bugs since my mom uses the basement as a greenhouse for her Hawaiian flowers.
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Atlantech Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I love pillbugs, they're adorable. Those I wouldn't mind having in my room. Probably because they aren't very good climbers and they're slow.
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ilfie Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
They're so cute! I haaaate wood louse though [link]
Those are nasty :iconewwwplz:
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