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November 15, 2012
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I'm not safe in my own room

:iconatlantech:
Atlantech Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Fucking house centipedes, I mean what the shit, these bugs look like they crawled from the pits of hell!

Anyway there was a huge ass one in my room last night in my closet, then I closed the door after seeing the bastard and then he comes running out, scurrying across my floor like he owns the damn place. I saw that son of a bitch and I'm like, no fuck you! This is my room and you are not welcome you piece of shit!

Anyway, after screaming and whining like a little bitch I finally called up my neighbor and borrowed some RAID from her. Then I come back in my room and start hunting for the bastard, throwing my shit all over the place and then when he finally makes a run for it, I sprayed his ass and practically doused it in the spray while it kept wiggling around and I'm yelling DIE ALREADY YOU PIECE OF SHIT JUST FUCKING DIE!!!!!!

Nope still not dead, still wiggling so then I take my shoe and start smacking it till it breaks apart and the fucking legs are still wiggling. Oh it was so fucking gross and after it finally died. I took a piece of toilet paper, picked it up and flushed it down. The legs are still there though but UGHHHHHHH

Fuck these things! Now I'm fucking paranoid that I'll be seeing more of them.
I need a god damn flame thrower, that's what I need.

TL;DR FUCKING HOUSE CENTIPEDES!
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:iconbandihill3258:
BandiHill3258 Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
There's a prostitute in my room. I need to call a exterminator.
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:iconatlantech:
Atlantech Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
yes, you don't know what atrocities are festering in that vagina
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:iconbandihill3258:
BandiHill3258 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconewwwplz:
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:iconquisquose:
Quisquose Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I once had these. They were all over the place and the whole downstairs area smelled like them. (Really nasty BTW) I cuold feel them crunch under my feet when I was just walking around -so gross- Even my cat would'n't eat them. And he'll eat anything. :icongrossplz:
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:iconatlantech:
Atlantech Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
yikes
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:iconferricplushy:
FerricPlushy Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
I haven't felt safe since that owl nested in my room
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:iconatlantech:
Atlantech Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
at least owls are cute
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:iconilfie:
ilfie Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I get those a lot in my basement which is why I don't sleep down there anymore. We also get a lot of pill bugs since my mom uses the basement as a greenhouse for her Hawaiian flowers.
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:iconatlantech:
Atlantech Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I love pillbugs, they're adorable. Those I wouldn't mind having in my room. Probably because they aren't very good climbers and they're slow.
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:iconilfie:
ilfie Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
They're so cute! I haaaate wood louse though [link]
Those are nasty :iconewwwplz:
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:iconpinkmitten:
Pinkmitten Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012
Half of my soul fades away when I find these things in my house. Not very often they appear, but they have once and it was just...I don't wanna say. :iconstaresplz:
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:iconatlantech:
Atlantech Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
time to perform an exorcism
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:iconabrigedfoamy:
Abrigedfoamy Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
thouse badstards crawl through my floor from the basement at my place
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:iconatlantech:
Atlantech Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I killed a baby one last night, that must mean momma is around here somewhere :(
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:icondegyfridou:
Degyfridou Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012
When I see a bug in my room, I automatically assume there are more hiding all round the place :noes:

I one saw a little house centipede crawling from my vent to the cieling. I stood as the foot of my bed with a tissue waiting for the little prick.
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:iconatlantech:
Atlantech Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lol
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:iconwalkingren:
WalkingRen Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
:iconkillitwithfire: :bug: :iconkillthatwithfire:
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:iconrendjur:
rendjur Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
HUMAN CENTIPEDE!?!?!??!?
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:iconrendjur:
rendjur Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
Encircle your bed with duct tape or petroleum jelly or something, heh.
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:iconkawaiigurl342:
kawaiigurl342 Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Student General Artist
I have all kinds of bugs crawling inside lamps and dying there, it's gross. When they aren't in the lamps, they're crawling around on my wall, so I have to go grab a giant broom and smack them, then I just stare at their dead bodies, screaming "YOU CAME TO THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD, BITCH!". 9 out of 10 times, it works well, but they're stupid, so they don't learn that they aren't welcome in my house, and their brethren are too dead to warn the others...
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:icongreeneyedyoshika:
GreenEyedYoshika Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
FUCK. I hate bugs.
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:iconoh-cherie-cherie:
Oh-Cherie-Cherie Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Student General Artist
Its not their fault they're centipedes.

Be nice to them.
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:iconatlantech:
Atlantech Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
they're not allowed in my room :iconangryplz:
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:iconoh-cherie-cherie:
Oh-Cherie-Cherie Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Student General Artist
No. Worms. On the BED.
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:iconbkatt500:
bkatt500 Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I think they're pretty. :B

Plus they eat insects like ants and cockroaches that I do not want, but are generally harmless to humans, so I tolerate them.
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:iconrendjur:
rendjur Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
I've never seen those ones before...the ones I come across look more like this: [link]
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:iconrachburns:
RachBurns Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
When they break the truce of 'you stay outside and you live' they die. Terribly.

Something with that many legs isn't a good thing anyway. :fear:
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:iconatlantech:
Atlantech Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
exactly
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:iconrachburns:
RachBurns Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Used to be terrible. XD We had a heater with a pilot light at another house? I'd catch one and burn it if I was home alone.
Terrible creature I was. @@
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:iconatlantech:
Atlantech Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
but that's the best way to deal with these pests :nod:
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:iconrachburns:
RachBurns Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hm. Someone finally approves! XD Yaay.
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:icontotoka:
Totoka Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Centipede's are cute, though. :noes:
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:iconatlantech:
Atlantech Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
these aren't
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:icontotoka:
Totoka Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
All of them are. :iconallthethingsplz:
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:iconcrimeroyale:
CrimeRoyale Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Professional
Aw hey, c'mon.

Centipedes are adorable.
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:iconatlantech:
Atlantech Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
not these bastards
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:iconcrimeroyale:
CrimeRoyale Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Professional
Sure they are!
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:iconwaffles999999999:
waffles999999999 Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012
MAKE A TREATY WITH THE CENTIPEDES!!! Offer them some tea, and biscuits. They will accept your offer and leave in peace.
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:iconatlantech:
Atlantech Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconhmmminterestingplz:
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:iconzodiacgal:
zodiacgal Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Centipedes are very creepy. :icongetawayplz:
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:iconatlantech:
Atlantech Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
indeed
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:iconmischievouspooka:
MischievousPooka Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012
You mean these guys

I always thought they were neat. And they are fun to watch them run. But my cats love to attack them. So sometimes I just find pieces of them around the house.
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:iconkimchikun:
KimchiKun Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012
*shivers*
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:iconshannor:
shannor Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Agreed! AHHHHHH! Damn you for that! :iconimterrifiedplz:

I hate those damned things too! I squealed like a little girl and jumped up onto the edge of the bathtub the last time one of those crossed my path. I damned near broke my ankles and my neck!
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:iconatlantech:
Atlantech Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
fuck you for that, seriously :iconimterrifiedplz:
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:icontealowl:
tealowl Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012
My family and I recently moved into this beautiful home that's quite large. It needs a huge pick me up though, and the backyard and the nooks and crannies are infested with mice. There are also scorpions and lizards in our backyard-fun!
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:icontotally-dead:
Totally-dead Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Be thankful you do not live in jamaica.
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:iconatlantech:
Atlantech Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I am, believe me.
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:iconharushadows:
HaruShadows Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012   Digital Artist
I got scorpions :/ in my bed of all places
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:iconatlantech:
Atlantech Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
gross
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