Fapping without lotion


TurkEvulture's avatar
I used to fap without any lubrication in my mid teens. Needless to say my foreskin is a mess now. It didn't help that I was circumcised, but that's another story.
My advice to dads out there: the best christmas gift for your teenage son in a years supply of body lotion. :)
And my advice to the teenagers: USE IT!
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ApocalypsePonii's avatar
Ok.


I touched my friend's dick the other day and it was kind of weird. I don't think I really like dicks.




Maybe I really am a lesbian after all.
TurkEvulture's avatar
I'm talking about masturbation.
TurkEvulture's avatar
You're a girl aren't you? That's why you find this stupid, right?
Apricots-from-Nara's avatar
Hey, I get my jollies off too. But you don't fucking talk about that shit here.
TurkEvulture's avatar
After reading your signature, I'm left confused. You don't want me to talk about sexual activity, yet it's alright for you to have an sig with penis references. You, sir, are a hypocrite.
RoyScheider's avatar
TurkEvulture's avatar
Why would you support that?? Shark populations around the globe are dropping and you're buying shark oil? You are young and naive.
RoyScheider's avatar
It doesn't hurt the shark. They enjoy the extraction...
TurkEvulture's avatar
They have to KILL the shark to extract it.
MisterTurtle's avatar
Soft blankets/sheets. Nmmmm.
EnuoCale's avatar
You're supposed to use a smoothish heavy blanket, dumbass.
Benjamin-Biddix's avatar
oh, well some one has had there share of lonely nights then...:eyes:
SSPirate's avatar
Wait dudes fap with hand lotion?
DawnsBreak's avatar
Yep. They don't have the self lube like we do. :meow:
rockstar1009's avatar
No... we do. We just don't produce it in practical volumes. :(
TurkEvulture's avatar
SSPirate's avatar
Isn't that the same thing?

Is it so that after you're done wanking your dick-skin is soft?
TurkEvulture's avatar
You want as little friction as possible so to not damage the sensitive foreskin.
(PS body lotion is different than hand lotion.)