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Fapping without lotion

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TurkEvulture Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012
I used to fap without any lubrication in my mid teens. Needless to say my foreskin is a mess now. It didn't help that I was circumcised, but that's another story.
My advice to dads out there: the best christmas gift for your teenage son in a years supply of body lotion. :)
And my advice to the teenagers: USE IT!
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:iconveronicarockstrom:
veronicarockstrom Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
:iconewwwplz:
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:iconapocalypseponii:
ApocalypsePonii Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Ok.


I touched my friend's dick the other day and it was kind of weird. I don't think I really like dicks.




Maybe I really am a lesbian after all.
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:iconapricots-from-nara:
Apricots-from-Nara Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Student General Artist
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:iconturkevulture:
TurkEvulture Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012
I'm talking about masturbation.
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:iconapricots-from-nara:
Apricots-from-Nara Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Student General Artist
:iconthisisstupidplz:
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:iconturkevulture:
TurkEvulture Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012
You're a girl aren't you? That's why you find this stupid, right?
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:iconapricots-from-nara:
Apricots-from-Nara Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Student General Artist
Hey, I get my jollies off too. But you don't fucking talk about that shit here.
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:iconturkevulture:
TurkEvulture Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012
After reading your signature, I'm left confused. You don't want me to talk about sexual activity, yet it's alright for you to have an sig with penis references. You, sir, are a hypocrite.
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:iconroyscheider:
RoyScheider Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Professional General Artist
Shark oils.
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:iconturkevulture:
TurkEvulture Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012
Why would you support that?? Shark populations around the globe are dropping and you're buying shark oil? You are young and naive.
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:iconroyscheider:
RoyScheider Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Professional General Artist
It doesn't hurt the shark. They enjoy the extraction...
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:iconturkevulture:
TurkEvulture Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012
They have to KILL the shark to extract it.
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012
Soft blankets/sheets. Nmmmm.
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:iconenuocale:
EnuoCale Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
You're supposed to use a smoothish heavy blanket, dumbass.
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:iconbenjamin-biddix:
Benjamin-Biddix Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
oh, well some one has had there share of lonely nights then...:eyes:
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:iconenuocale:
EnuoCale Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
:P
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:iconsspirate:
SSPirate Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Wait dudes fap with hand lotion?
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:icondawnsbreak:
DawnsBreak Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012
Yep. They don't have the self lube like we do. :meow:
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:iconrockstar1009:
rockstar1009 Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
No... we do. We just don't produce it in practical volumes. :(
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:icondawnsbreak:
DawnsBreak Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012
:nana:
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:iconturkevulture:
TurkEvulture Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012
Body lotion.
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:iconsspirate:
SSPirate Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Isn't that the same thing?

Is it so that after you're done wanking your dick-skin is soft?
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:iconturkevulture:
TurkEvulture Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012
You want as little friction as possible so to not damage the sensitive foreskin.
(PS body lotion is different than hand lotion.)
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:iconsspirate:
SSPirate Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Obviously. I'm wondering why some dudes don't use regular lube or maybe like vaseline?

Body lotion and hand lotion are basically the same thing. Their main purpose is to rehydrate and soften the skin. That's it.
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:iconturkevulture:
TurkEvulture Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012
I use lotion because it's soft and it's meant to be used on the skin. Other lubes, like vaseline, are too thick, while other lubes (like oil) might be too thin.
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:iconsspirate:
SSPirate Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
then use KY jelly. It's water based and works quite nicely.
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:iconturkevulture:
TurkEvulture Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012
I'll check it out, thanks.
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:iconxyires:
Xyires Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:lol:

I'm surprised it isn't locked yet. =P
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:iconbenjamin-biddix:
Benjamin-Biddix Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:lock:

:lol: though.
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:iconkawaii-cookies:
kawaii-cookies Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Student General Artist
nice :meow:
luckily i wont come across such a problem as i am the opposite gender :icondummydanceplz:
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:iconweludixon:
WeluDixon Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012   General Artist
You can still get some chaffing or even tearing if you aren't wet enough. :noes:
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:iconkawaii-cookies:
kawaii-cookies Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Student General Artist
:stare: now you tell me!
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:iconweludixon:
WeluDixon Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012   General Artist
You should know this already. :shakefist: Research is important!
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:iconnaariel:
Naariel Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Go us! :trophy:
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:iconkawaii-cookies:
kawaii-cookies Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Student General Artist
hell yeah! :iconsheshappyplz:
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:iconp-ish:
P-Ish Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012   Writer
This complaint made me really uncomfortable. And I once watched a 30 minute video of a man putting both of his arms up to his shoulders inside the buttholes of two grown men who seemed to be enjoying it. What does that say about me?
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:iconkittythenekoalien:
KittyTheNekoAlien Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
That... is pretty weird... How is this anatomically even possible?? Or was it hentai?
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:iconp-ish:
P-Ish Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012   Writer
No, it was real human beings. The only reason I watched the whole thing was because I was SURE it had to be fake, but it really looked totally legit. It still haunts me. 8[
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:iconkittythenekoalien:
KittyTheNekoAlien Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh god, I kinda want to watch it, but at the same time, I REALLY don't want to D:
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:icongokai-chibi:
Gokai-Chibi Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012   Digital Artist
its possible
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:iconkittythenekoalien:
KittyTheNekoAlien Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:stare: OOOOW.
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:iconturkevulture:
TurkEvulture Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012
I think you might be sensitive about pornography and topics like masturbation.
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:iconp-ish:
P-Ish Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012   Writer
No, I'm not. That was my whole point.
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:iconturkevulture:
TurkEvulture Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012
Then why do you find this thread uncomfortable?
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rockstar1009 Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
:iconfaplaplz:
Also, :iconlocklaplz:
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