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November 15, 2012
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Fapping without lotion

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TurkEvulture Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012
I used to fap without any lubrication in my mid teens. Needless to say my foreskin is a mess now. It didn't help that I was circumcised, but that's another story.
My advice to dads out there: the best christmas gift for your teenage son in a years supply of body lotion. :)
And my advice to the teenagers: USE IT!
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veronicarockstrom Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
:iconewwwplz:
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ApocalypsePonii Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Ok.


I touched my friend's dick the other day and it was kind of weird. I don't think I really like dicks.




Maybe I really am a lesbian after all.
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Apricots-from-Nara Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Student General Artist
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TurkEvulture Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012
I'm talking about masturbation.
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Apricots-from-Nara Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Student General Artist
:iconthisisstupidplz:
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TurkEvulture Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012
You're a girl aren't you? That's why you find this stupid, right?
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Apricots-from-Nara Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Student General Artist
Hey, I get my jollies off too. But you don't fucking talk about that shit here.
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TurkEvulture Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012
After reading your signature, I'm left confused. You don't want me to talk about sexual activity, yet it's alright for you to have an sig with penis references. You, sir, are a hypocrite.
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RoyScheider Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Professional General Artist
Shark oils.
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