You scare me. Stop please.
My assistant principle hit on me today after I turned too fast and knocked his walkie-talkie thing-y over with my butt. Principles should never leer at their students ass and say, "Oh, don't worry. You can knock over whatever you want." and then follow it up after a few awkward seconds with, "Except the coffee maker. -nervous chuckle-"
Excuse me while I go retch.
Excuse me while I go retch.
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We used to have a de-light-ful science teacher in year 8, who would deliberately drop pencils on the floor to try and look up girls' dresses....
Male teachers can be very worrisome...
Male teachers can be very worrisome...
*Opens arms*
Aw, my plot of wanting to feel tits failed.
At least he didn't try to rape you...
Yeah, a classmate of mine from last year tried to rape me. She broke her skull on the bathroom floor from slipping in her own juices.
And that was 7th freaking grade!
Yeah, a classmate of mine from last year tried to rape me. She broke her skull on the bathroom floor from slipping in her own juices.
And that was 7th freaking grade!
...what the hell kind of school did you go to?!
One in a weird place.
^seconded
D: Scary.
Shove a pen in his lap next time.
I'd report that shit. Chances are he's done it before to others.
Report him.HE'll go to prison for a while if you or others have proof of his violation.
Can't you report that and get him fired?
Um.
Kill him.
Kill him.
... Sooo complaint is you don't put out?