My assistant principle hit on me today after I turned too fast and knocked his walkie-talkie thing-y over with my butt. Principles should never leer at their students ass and say, "Oh, don't worry. You can knock over whatever you want." and then follow it up after a few awkward seconds with, "Except the coffee maker. -nervous chuckle-"
At least he didn't try to rape you... Yeah, a classmate of mine from last year tried to rape me. She broke her skull on the bathroom floor from slipping in her own juices. And that was 7th freaking grade!
Excuse me while I go retch.