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You scare me. Stop please.

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MasterInsanity Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Professional Writer
My assistant principle hit on me today :X after I turned too fast and knocked his walkie-talkie thing-y over with my butt. Principles should never leer at their students ass and say, "Oh, don't worry. You can knock over whatever you want." and then follow it up after a few awkward seconds with, "Except the coffee maker. -nervous chuckle-"

Excuse me while I go retch.
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Kha-ttana Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012
We used to have a de-light-ful science teacher in year 8, who would deliberately drop pencils on the floor to try and look up girls' dresses....

Male teachers can be very worrisome...
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MasterInsanity Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Professional Writer
:C
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ReptillianSP2011 Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Student General Artist
*Opens arms*
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:iconmasterinsanity:
MasterInsanity Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Professional Writer
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ReptillianSP2011 Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Student General Artist
Aw, my plot of wanting to feel tits failed. :(
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:iconmasterinsanity:
MasterInsanity Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Professional Writer
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Novaprime12 Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
At least he didn't try to rape you...
Yeah, a classmate of mine from last year tried to rape me. She broke her skull on the bathroom floor from slipping in her own juices.
And that was 7th freaking grade!
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ILoveBigCats Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
...what the hell kind of school did you go to?!
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:iconnovaprime12:
Novaprime12 Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
One in a weird place.
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:iconkhirate:
Khirate Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconohgodwhyplz:
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TheMisplacedEnd Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconwatplz:
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mapper3 Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconscaredmingplz:
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KIOSMA-0-0 Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012   Writer
^seconded
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zodiacgal Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
:iconimhorrifiedplz:
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Sapphire-Ashesx Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012
D: Scary.
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Pokey-Bunny Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
:fear:
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soda-with-cyanide Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Student General Artist
Shove a pen in his lap next time. :B
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RosleinRot Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012   Photographer
I'd report that shit. Chances are he's done it before to others.
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:iconfuyuni:
Fuyuni Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Report him.HE'll go to prison for a while if you or others have proof of his violation.
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:iconredmarlin:
redmarlin Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012
Can't you report that and get him fired?
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:iconcrazylittleloon:
Crazylittleloon Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Student Writer
Um.

Kill him.
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:iconmasterinsanity:
MasterInsanity Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Professional Writer
:C
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:iconcrazylittleloon:
Crazylittleloon Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Student Writer
:nuu:
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:iconcrimeroyale:
CrimeRoyale Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Professional
... Sooo complaint is you don't put out?
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:iconmasterinsanity:
MasterInsanity Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Professional Writer
>C
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:iconcrimeroyale:
CrimeRoyale Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Professional
Then everyone wins!
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prosaix Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012
:iconsaysplz:YOU SCARE ME
:iconsaysplz: STOP
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Redfoxbennaton Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Someone should seriously block you.
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:iconprosaix:
prosaix Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012
Sure. :)
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:iconmasterinsanity:
MasterInsanity Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Professional Writer
Took you long enough. Were you too busy wanking to post?
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prosaix Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012
I'm not a dog, I don't do posts. :unimpressed:
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MasterInsanity Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Professional Writer
:iconfryseesplz: I see what you did there. Still, what happened? You usually respond to new threads with machine-like efficiency.
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:iconprosaix:
prosaix Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012
All machines have a maintainance peroid. :stare:
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ReptillianSP2011 Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Student General Artist
I maintain it manually and it lasts for more than 4 years while external forces occurs. No hard faults. :)
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MasterInsanity Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Professional Writer
:O
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AJGlass Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
Yeah... :O
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Svataben Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Pics of your butt, or it didn't happen!

srsly though, I'm sorry you had a creepy moment. Ew!
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MaryYana Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012   Traditional Artist
It's one thing to be able to make jokes with your students, as this can be necessary to make the social contact needed to be trusted. It's another to scare the shit out of them by talking about their ass :stare:
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kawaii-cookies Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Student General Artist
oh. :lol: awkward....
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MisterKhact Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012
:iconbigsexplz:



I'm sorry.
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Fuyuko7 Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
:fear:
that isn't allowed
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h-irsch Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Holy shit that is terrifying. I would call the police and never go near the man for the rest of my life.
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KdaAnimefan Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Student Writer
ok, the age difference, his martial status, your thoughts of him, and plans to deal with this development, if you want :B
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MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012
It could have been worse, face it. He probably just thinks that that's how you talk to the gentler sex.

Ya know. Cause he's old. And things change overtime.

...

Look, I'm just trying to avoid reiterating everyone elses comments, kay? It's not like he grabbed your ass or anything... If he did, then we'd have a problem. ATM he's more like Master Roshi then a dangerous rapist. From this highly limited description all he is is an eccentric old guy.

He's creepy albiet charming, and there's a chance he doesn't mean it unless you get these comments on a normal basis, or he tries to bribe you or somethin' into going out with him or

:glomp:
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:iconmasterinsanity:
MasterInsanity Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Professional Writer
You're not good at this, are you? :huggle:
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012
Good at what?

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:iconmasterinsanity:
MasterInsanity Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Professional Writer
Being comforting.

:hug:
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012
I have my moments of good comforting. But it's past midnight on a school night and my room is always freezing in the morning.

I need the e-huggles to keep me waaaaarm

:tighthug:

Also complaints isn't particularily known for being comforting, ya know
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