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You scare me. Stop please.

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MasterInsanity Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Professional Writer
My assistant principle hit on me today :X after I turned too fast and knocked his walkie-talkie thing-y over with my butt. Principles should never leer at their students ass and say, "Oh, don't worry. You can knock over whatever you want." and then follow it up after a few awkward seconds with, "Except the coffee maker. -nervous chuckle-"

Excuse me while I go retch.
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Kha-ttana Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012
We used to have a de-light-ful science teacher in year 8, who would deliberately drop pencils on the floor to try and look up girls' dresses....

Male teachers can be very worrisome...
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MasterInsanity Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Professional Writer
:C
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ReptillianSP2011 Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Student General Artist
*Opens arms*
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MasterInsanity Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Professional Writer
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ReptillianSP2011 Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Student General Artist
Aw, my plot of wanting to feel tits failed. :(
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MasterInsanity Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Professional Writer
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Novaprime12 Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
At least he didn't try to rape you...
Yeah, a classmate of mine from last year tried to rape me. She broke her skull on the bathroom floor from slipping in her own juices.
And that was 7th freaking grade!
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ValiantPlayer Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
What
The
Fuck
Man
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ILoveBigCats Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
...what the hell kind of school did you go to?!
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Novaprime12 Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
One in a weird place.
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