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Robosexuals

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rockstar1009 Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
It's happening. [link]

:icontubgirl2plz::iconrobothumpleftplz:

On the one hand, fuck whatever you want (except kiddies and animals, mind). Furries, necrophiles, #SexuallyAttractedToAliens, etc. - people want to stick their todgers into anything. As long as the robot is consenting, then whatevs.

On the other hand, Cylons. This is exactly how Six started the genocide. We're officially doomed as a species.

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TL;DR: "[Sexbots will] be more desirable, patient, eager, and altruistic than their meat-bag competition, plus they’ll be uploaded with supreme sex-skills from millennia of erotic manuals, archives and academic experiments, and their anatomy will feature sexplosive devices... They’ll offer us quadruple-tongued :censored:, open-throat silky :censored:, deliriously gentle kissing, transcendent nipple tweaking, :censored: massage & :censored: milking dexterity, plus 2,000 varieties of :censored: rhythm with scented lubes."
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faster-by-choice Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Student General Artist
I swear, there better not be a whole new orientation created dedicated to this, or I'll flip a table :iconfliptableplz:
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Sapphire-Ashesx Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012
Cool.
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GalacticGoat Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
My only worry is if orgasm are THAT much better with sexbots people may just not bother fucking each other at all... wait did I say worry I mean THAT BE A GOOD THING. Then people would really only fucking each other for reproduction basically making the need for abortions and orphanages WAY lower. Also with a smaller population worry of overuse of resources as well as pollution would go way down.

Basically sexbots that give people superior orgasm might solve several massive problems humans currently have (though I'm sure it would create a lot more sex addicts but I think that's worth it for the extreme benefits here) so why not? We already use sex toys as it is, its not like this is a far stretch from a dildo, no need to complain.
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h-irsch Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Student Digital Artist
I think it's called techno-sexual.
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Requiemachina Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012
what. :no:
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elrotram Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Robot prostitutes. I wonder if they can get viruses, too?
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humanknotgirl Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012
For some reason, when I think of a sex robot, I see the following happening:

1) Penises getting utterly mangled, and
2) Vaginas getting torn open in sixteen thousand places.

I'm afraid that sexual machines are imprecise and not at all dextrous. Unless they happen to be neurosurgical devices, in which case, WHY ARE YOU SEXXING ON THEM?
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CrimeRoyale Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Professional
The future is coming! All I need now are my jetpacks.
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sbkMulletMan Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012
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Yay creepy Robo-Sex! "Hey, get out of there!"
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Redfoxbennaton Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
More like a future of virgins.
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Apricots-from-Nara Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Student General Artist
Oh hey. You mentioned that thread.

Here.
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MasterPlanner Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
I would fuck a robot, if only for the experience and to say that I fucked a robot.

But only if he looked like a human. :paranoid:
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sbkMulletMan Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012
"fully functional", eh?
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MasterPlanner Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
And anatomically correct. :B
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sbkMulletMan Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012
:iconbenderplz::iconsaysplz:Fuck my shiny metal ass!
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0rg Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012
uhhhhhhhhhh

it's about time?
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Crazylittleloon Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Student Writer
I thought of the Futurama episode when Bender and Amy enter a relationship and want to get married, but robot/human marriages are illegal so they try to get it legalized.

That episode was so weird.
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Only if they're not ALSO programmed as killbots like in Blade Runner :(
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bohobella Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
I'd be down. All it is is a really fabulous future-vibrator from what I read. It's not like this is a sentient robot one is romancing.
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bohobella Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
*:iconbohobellaplz:
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prosaix Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012
Thanks for the mention ;) #SexuallyAttractedToAliens
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PiratesAdventure Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012
On a related note, scientists have recently found that having sex leads to babies. I am afraid however that these scientists had a bias towards meatbags, so we should wait for more credible papers from our robot overlords.
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Co-Phantom Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Robot prostitutes. D:

Do they at least have lasers attached to them?
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Benjamin-Biddix Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconrobothumpplz: :iconrockstar1009: :iconrobothumpleftplz:


^ that's better. :iconsothereplz:
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rockstar1009 Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Those poor robots are gonna wear out their batteries on me. :iconbadassplz:
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Benjamin-Biddix Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconquagmireplz:
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LaEmperatrizMariana Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Not really. :stare:
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Benjamin-Biddix Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
yes really. :icondealwithitdogplz:
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LaEmperatrizMariana Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Nope. :trollface:
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Benjamin-Biddix Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconmadfaceplz:
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LaEmperatrizMariana Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:la:
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CherylBlanche Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012
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3wyl Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
I can't say I care and get the phenomenon about how interesting other people's sex lives are.

As long as the bots don't annihilate us, everything will be a-okay.
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TrueSoprano Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Why can't we just stick with vibrators?
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Xyires Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I really don't know what to say... :o
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rockstar1009 Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I think this whole thing is unnecessary. Love machines already exist. I am one of them. :iconsothereplz:
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Xyires Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh my. :eyes:
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Self-Epidemic Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
Thats great news!! It means all the losers will fuck off and shag a robot! Anyone even slightly half decent wont. Its actually a great way to filter out the idiots <:

Huzaah!
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3wyl Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
No offspring is a good thing. :nod:
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rockstar1009 Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
This is true - robots can't get knocked up! :la:

:icondalekplz::iconsaysplz: EX-SPERM-IN-ATE
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3wyl Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
They could, though, if there was a market for sperm... buy a batch of sperm, choose which sperm you want, put it in the robot and.. yeah.

Same with the egg, though they'd be more expensive.

Fuck, that'd be a surreal world.
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Nephenee Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012
Damn, you could make a shitload doing that NOW. :paranoid:
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:icon3wyl:
3wyl Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
There isn't a market for that now. :paranoid:
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:iconnephenee:
Nephenee Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012
I bet there is in Japan.
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:icon3wyl:
3wyl Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Japan is the place to be, perhaps. Or China. One of those. :paranoid:
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Self-Epidemic Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
Yeah, let them be dirty with a robot in their house. It'll do us all some good! They can die a lonely/self pleasuring existence. They would be selfish lovers anyway.
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3wyl Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Just as long they keep it private. :dead:
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LisaReyOfHope Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012
Dude, you are weird. Get a life!
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rockstar1009 Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Getting life? That means fucking a robot ACCORDING TO THE TITLE OF THE ARTICLE. :(

Sex Robot 'Longevity Orgasms' May Help Extend Human Life Spans, Futurists Suggest
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LisaReyOfHope Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012
you are all idiots!
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