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Idiotic Boys

:iconmisuto-amami-mayu:
Misuto-Amami-Mayu Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
The idiot boys on my bus won't leave me alone! The first time it was easy to ignore as all they were doing was taking my Ipod and switching the song. No big deal.
But after a long while of them making sex noises, just to annoy me, I'm a bit fucking pissed. Make sex noises at your own goddamn house, not on the bus, one seat behind me. And stop punching my seat and "accidentally" touching my thigh. It's creepy, and I really can't take it anymore.
And more, STOP THROWING SHIT IN MY HAIR! Honestly, I can't count how many times I had to peel goop from it.

Bonus Complaint: Too much homework.
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:iconkinola14:
Kinola14 Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012
Tell the bus driver or the principal.
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:iconh-irsch:
h-irsch Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Say horrible shit to them. Clearly they don't deserve good conversations.
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:iconilovecats911:
ilovecats911 Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I WILL PERSONALLY BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF ANYONE ANNOYING (LET ALONE TOUCHING) MY DEAR MAYA~ IM SOOO PISSED!! please inform someone of this behavior!!
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:iconmisuto-amami-mayu:
Misuto-Amami-Mayu Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Awe! You're so sweet, Cassidy~
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:iconvisaga:
visaga Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Go kick 'em where the sun doesn't shine! That oughta teach them :P
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:iconkinrift:
Kinrift Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012
Try something different for your Christmas cake with this rich fruit cake recipe topped with homemade pecan marzipan.
Ingredients

For the fruit cake

80g/2¾oz golden syrup

80g/2¾oz black treacle

50g/1¾oz honey

250g/9oz dark brown sugar

200ml/7fl oz double cream

15g/½oz (about 2 tbsp) mixed spice

250g/9oz unsalted butter

1 tsp orange extract

1 tsp lemon extract

6 medium free-range eggs

350g/12oz currants

350g/12oz raisins

350g/12oz chopped pitted prunes

350g/12oz glacé cherries or more dried fruit

500g/1lb 2oz strong white flour

½ tsp bicarbonate of soda

brandy, whisky or orange juice, for feeding the cake

2 tbsp apricot jam, boiled and sieved

For the pecan marzipan

200g/7oz finely ground pecans, or half walnuts and half pecans

100g/3½oz icing sugar

125g4½oz soft brown sugar

3 free-range egg yolks

2 tsp liquid glucose

1 tbsp honey

1 tsp glycerine

1-2 tsp ground cinnamon

2 tsp vanilla extract

For the brandy butter frosting

300g/10½oz icing sugar

50g/1¾oz butter

25ml/1fl oz double cream

25ml/1fl oz brandy

Preparation method

Preheat the oven to 170C/335F/Gas 3 and line a 25cm/10in round, deep cake tin with non-stick paper.

Place the syrup, treacle, honey, sugar, cream and spices in a saucepan and bring to the boil. Pour the mixture into a large mixing bowl, add the butter in pieces and stir until melted, then add the orange and lemon extracts.

Beat in the eggs until smooth, then stir in the fruit. Mix the flour and soda together, then stir this through evenly.

Spoon into the tin and bake for about 2-2½ hours, or until a skewer inserted comes out clean. Leave to cool in the tin, then carefully remove from the tin.

When cold, spoon the top liberally with brandy, whisky or boiled orange juice, wrap well and leave in a cool, dark place for 3-4 days before icing.The cake will keep for up to 3 months and should be ‘fed’ (covered with brandy, whisky or boiled orange juice every 4-5 days).

For the pecan marzipan, combine the ground pecans and icing sugar in a bowl and mix together.

In a saucepan, whisk together the brown sugar, egg yolks, glucose, honey, glycerine, cinnamon and vanilla, then cook over a low heat whisking constantly until pale, light and piping hot.

Pour this over the pecan mixture and stir well to make a smooth paste. Leave to cool, then wrap in cling film.

To cover the cake in marzipan, first lightly knead the marzipan so it’s smooth then roll it out on a worktop dusted with icing sugar. Roll the marzipan into a disc about 1cm/½in thick and 1-2cm/½-1in wider than the diameter of your cake (check the marzipan isn’t sticking to the worktop by dusting underneath it again with icing sugar).

Brush the top of the cake with the sieved jam then leave a few minutes for it to set. Turn the cake upside down onto the marzipan and wiggle it gently so the top is stuck firmly.

Trim any excess marzipan leaving a 2cm/1in border. Using a knife, gently press up into the gap caused by the curve of the cake, then scrape it up smoothly so it is level with the side of the cake.

Carefully turn the cake the right way up and you should be left with a perfectly flat top surface and straight sides.

Wrap the cake in cling film and leave to dry in a cool, dark place for 4-5 days.

For the brandy butter icing, measure the icing sugar into a bowl, then melt the butter for a few seconds in the microwave or in a small pan over a low heat, taking care not to burn it.

Pour the melted butter with the cream and brandy into the sugar and mix until smooth.

Spread the icing onto the top of the cake and make small peaks using a knife. Set aside for a few hours, or until the icing has set.

Dust with icing sugar before serving.
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:iconjessicaann87:
JessicaAnn87 Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
That's called sexual harassment. If you want it to stop tell someone. If you don't want to tell someone stop bitching because you DO have options
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:iconmisuto-amami-mayu:
Misuto-Amami-Mayu Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I know it's cold sexual harassment--most people would. And yes, I KNOW I have options, and I intend to use them.
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:iconjessicaann87:
JessicaAnn87 Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Then why wait this long and let it get worse?
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:iconmisuto-amami-mayu:
Misuto-Amami-Mayu Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
It hasn't been long, and I haven't waited either. Besides, I told someone and they've began to stop.
AndIhitoneinthefacewithmybook.
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:icondream-flutist:
Dream-Flutist Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Do you need me to scare them off for you, dear?
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:iconmisuto-amami-mayu:
Misuto-Amami-Mayu Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Pfft, I'll be fine xD
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:icondream-flutist:
Dream-Flutist Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
If you say so...
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:icontidal-wave-art:
Tidal-Wave-Art Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Tell 'em you're pregnant.
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:iconartisticaxis:
ArtisticAxis Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012
I miss the days when this kind of stuff was the only thing concerning me. I feel old.
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:iconartisticaxis:
ArtisticAxis Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012
aaaaannnnnnddddd
that was not supposed to be a reply. Fuck
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:iconland-shark17:
Land-Shark17 Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
How to Get Rid of Shallow Maggots
You will need: A sock and marbles/pebbles
Step 1: Place marbles in sock
Step 2: Tie sock, then hide it in an easy-to-access spot
Step 3: Wait for the maggots in question to make their move
Step 4: Sock it to 'em (hit them with the weighted sock repeatedly until they retreat (bonus points if you choose to dual-wield)).
Congratulations! You are now free to return to your peaceful life.
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:iconmisuto-amami-mayu:
Misuto-Amami-Mayu Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
What wonderful advice~
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:iconcake-fiend:
cake-fiend Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Sit at the front of the bus.
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:icongman313:
GMan313 Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012
Why is your name so weebish?
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:iconmisuto-amami-mayu:
Misuto-Amami-Mayu Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
*le gasp* I'm not a weeaboo, I swear!
It was just a penname a friend gave me, and I stuck with it. ^.^''
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:icongman313:
GMan313 Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012
:stare:
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:iconcerylidae:
Cerylidae Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012
Kids. Get off my internet.
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:iconleucisticcrow:
LeucisticCrow Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I miss the days when I could post about petty middle school bullshit.
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012
Next time he touches you, punch him.
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:icon3wyl:
3wyl Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
You can't sit behind them?
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:iconmisuto-amami-mayu:
Misuto-Amami-Mayu Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Pfft, I wish. But they're in the very back of the bus.
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:icon3wyl:
3wyl Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Ah.. that sucks then. Sit right at the front?
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:iconhardrockangel:
Hardrockangel Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Next time, inform either the driver at one of the stops or an authority figure if this is happening on a schoolbus.
These guys sound like pigs. :stare:
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:iconmisuto-amami-mayu:
Misuto-Amami-Mayu Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
They are pigs. They're the epitome of a pig, actually.
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:iconsaxeh:
saxeh Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Pissed you off ; piss on them :pee:
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:iconsmoppet:
Smoppet Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012
:iconohthehorrorplz:
OH SHIT, WHAT WILL YOU DO!?
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:iconmasterplanner:
MasterPlanner Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
How old are you?
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:iconchizuru1thousand:
Chizuru1thousand Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012
Why the hell are people so... creepy?
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:iconmisuto-amami-mayu:
Misuto-Amami-Mayu Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
The world may never know.
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:iconchizuru1thousand:
Chizuru1thousand Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012
I imagine that being said in an epic announcer voice.
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:iconmisuto-amami-mayu:
Misuto-Amami-Mayu Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
That was exactly what I was thinking ^.^
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:iconwatchherfly:
WatchHerFly Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012
Time to switch seats or change modes of transportation.
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:iconcalstor:
Calstor Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Sit behind the driver.
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:iconsomedaysakuhin:
SomedaySakuhin Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Professional General Artist
I second that!
Either idiots usually don't even dare being weird right behind the driver or the driver shouts at them intimidatingly enough to make them stop... Was like that at least in my case. :3
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:iconmisuto-amami-mayu:
Misuto-Amami-Mayu Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
My bus driver doesn't actually do anything. She just kind of...laughs.
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:iconsomedaysakuhin:
SomedaySakuhin Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Professional General Artist
Dafuq. o_o
Okay, this makes it quite much more difficult then.

I understand your situation rather well. I even went to a girl's school for some time to avoid boys like these as much as possible...
Do you know the guys' names? You could try letting your parents talk to their parents. =/
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:iconmisuto-amami-mayu:
Misuto-Amami-Mayu Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Dafuq is right. o.e

I'd prefer not to tell my over-protective parents unless something /too/ much happens. I believe in sticking up for myself without an adult's help, so that's what I'll be doing.
I appreciate you trying to help though ^.^
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:iconsomedaysakuhin:
SomedaySakuhin Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Professional General Artist
Okay, that's understandable as well. ^^
Good luck anyway!
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:iconmisuto-amami-mayu:
Misuto-Amami-Mayu Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thank you ^.^
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:iconcrimeroyale:
CrimeRoyale Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Professional
Have you tried pulling a boxcutter on them? That'll do the trick.
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:iconmisuto-amami-mayu:
Misuto-Amami-Mayu Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
That probably would work. xD
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:icondream-flutist:
Dream-Flutist Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
But that would be counter-productive, as you would be the one is trouble for bringing a "weapon" to school as opposed to the boys who are being dicks. Trust me. I almost got in a ton of trouble for having a metal nail file in school last year.... Priorities backwords, much?
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:iconmisuto-amami-mayu:
Misuto-Amami-Mayu Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
A metal nail file, really? Ugh, our school kind of sucks when it comes to things like this, doesn't it?
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:icondream-flutist:
Dream-Flutist Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Yup.
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