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Probably a dead horse, but idgaf!

:iconcorvalian:
Corvalian Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012
SLENDERMAN!!

You fucking idiot children of deviantart, stop rallying behind Slenderman and posting him everywhere. If you don't know his origins and are somehow legitimately scared of him, go back to drawing Jack Skellington. They're almost the same guy except Jack isn't as obvious of a pedophile, and actually was the star of an excellent movie.

Seriously, I'm seeing him on the front page almost everyday. I often click on these deviations to see the comments, hoping that the artist at least has some semblance of knowledge about the subject they just spent six hours drawing (poorly) and I always end up disappointed. To top it off, most of their drawings are awful, but it doesn't show because there's very little difficulty in drawing him. He's just a black figure with a tie and no face. In fact, his image was pretty much designed in the first place to be cliche and easy enough to 'draw' so that people who otherwise couldn't draw could make their photoshop pictures look real enough. So in other words, your shitty sketches of Slenderman are bad and you should feel bad.

Now, now, I'm sure some of you are thinking "oh you're just jelly they're on the front page" or "oh what's the big deal if they're obsessed with Slenderman?" Well I'll tell you. First, and I'm going to put this in parenthesis because it's beside the point I'm trying to make overall, (I'm not jelly of worthless internet points, otherwise I'd just spend 100% of my time on reddit where I can get them for much less effort. Someone's shitty Slenderman picture on the front page isn't going to land them a job as an artist, so I ain't even mad.)

Second, the big deal, or the reason it pisses me off, is that I hate seeing people engage in time and resource consuming activities without thinking. It's just another one of those things where large amounts of people prove they're nothing more than unthinking masses to be molded and manipulated by something that can easily be debunked with a few mouse clicks. (Of course, if you knew the history of Slenderman I suppose that was kind of the point.)

Lastly, you bastards took him. He was a fun little creepypasta for people in the know to wave in people's faces on a case to case basis, and you people took him. You took him and made a shitty video game with him where you actually rendered a model of him based on the shitty photoshopped pictures made all those years ago. The point of those was that they were shitty. He was too far away, or he was blending in with trees, or the photo quality was just shitty. You didn't know what you were looking at, you just knew it kind of looked like some tall white bastard with a suit and tie... and sometimes tentacles. Now every dumbass on the internet thinks they can draw him 'in detail' and the wild interpretations of our imaginations can no longer fill in the details of his face. It's just blank now, wooo scary. :roll:


TL;DR: Slenderman got big and trolled the internet community hard. There are too many 'devoted' fans of his who don't know anything about him but still post him everywhere.

BONUS: Not a bonus complaint, just a goddamn bonus: If I wrote a complaint everyday would it really piss you guys off or would you not care/like it? If it would piss people off, I'll probably do it. If not, I won't have enough fucks to give and go back to my usual lazy routine.
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:iconsauti-alamisi:
Sauti-Alamisi Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
People say that Slenderman is their husband......

Dum lack of Common Sense in tards.
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:iconcorvalian:
Corvalian Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
jesus christ
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:iconsauti-alamisi:
Sauti-Alamisi Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
It's true bro.

I mean, who would want a husband with 9 arms and no face. Or if you have a baby looking like a fuckin' squid.
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Corvalian Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
Oh I don't doubt it, I was just expressing my disgust.
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:iconludwigvankickass2:
LudwigvanKickass2 Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
That is to say Carroll's paradox, not Zeno's.
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:iconshidaku:
Shidaku Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012
The Weeping Angels are much scarier.
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:iconcorvalian:
Corvalian Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012
They totally are. Especially since (as far as I'm aware) they're an original concept and come from a well-respected television series.
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:iconshidaku:
Shidaku Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012
They got a little silly later in the series, but the first few episodes with them were awesome.
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:iconcorvalian:
Corvalian Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012
Aw, they milked them dry it sounds like. I thought they were only in the one episode.
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:iconshidaku:
Shidaku Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012
They were in "Blink", which was possibly their best appearance. The two-parter "Time of the Angels/Flesh and Stone" was pretty good, but an army of Angels is less spectacular than one silent, super-killer. Their last appearance was in "The Angels Take Manhattan" which while a good episode, lacked that creepy, heart-pounding style as the first ones, even had the Statue of Liberty turn out to be an Angel.
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:iconcorvalian:
Corvalian Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012
lol @ the Statue of Liberty being one.
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Shidaku Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012
Yeah, that pretty much put the topping on the cake of lulz for the Weeping Angels.
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:iconstupidfae:
StupidFae Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012
I'm out of potstickers and can't get to the store :tantrum:
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:iconcorvalian:
Corvalian Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012
Eat something else?
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:iconstupidfae:
StupidFae Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012
what are you my mom
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:iconcorvalian:
Corvalian Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012
You wish.
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:iconstupidfae:
StupidFae Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012
you seem like you'd be a shitty parent
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:iconcorvalian:
Corvalian Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012
Yea because you know what a good parent is. :unimpressed:
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:iconstupidfae:
StupidFae Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012
i sure as shit know what a shitty parent looks like

you
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:iconcorvalian:
Corvalian Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012
You don't know what I look like. :unimpressed:
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:iconroyscheider:
RoyScheider Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Professional General Artist
THIS IS CREEPYPASTA
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:iconcorvalian:
Corvalian Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012
:|
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RoyScheider Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Professional General Artist
This thing is all over the internet. Pure Creepypasta
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:iconjak-the-lombax:
Jak-the-Lombax Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Slenderman's overrated. :D
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MelodyMoose Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
So, what do you think of all the spin-off slenders? Like Enderman, Trender man or Sexual offender man? :XD:
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:iconcorvalian:
Corvalian Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012
Haven't heard of the second two. I'm cool with Enderman though, because Minecraft is pretty sweet.
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MelodyMoose Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yeah, apparently its cannon for the Slenderman to make brothers out of dead bodies or something.
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:iconcorvalian:
Corvalian Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012
:unimpressed:
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:iconcosmic--chaos:
Cosmic--Chaos Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Jeff the Killer is a lot worse. The original creepypasta story about him was total crap, but now there's a shitload of fanart and fics here, and lots of "fans" think he's cute/sexy/desu/whatever.

Jeff is among my top-hated internet things, aside from PewDiePie and Nyan Cat :crash:
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:iconcorvalian:
Corvalian Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012
Had to look him up, actually. When I did I said "ohhh yea I've seen that weird shit before." He's been around even longer than Slenderman hasn't he? My god, people find the weirdest shit to be sexy, and I thought I had some weird turn-ons.
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:iconcosmic--chaos:
Cosmic--Chaos Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I know, it's bizarre in the worst way...
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:iconsvataben:
Svataben Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
What a little hipster... :roll:
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:iconcorvalian:
Corvalian Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012
Little? I'll have you know I have back problems from carrying around this enormous penis everywhere.
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:iconsvataben:
Svataben Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Get a fanny pack. Meanwhile, stop whining like a little bitch.
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:iconcorvalian:
Corvalian Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012
Hmmm, that's a good idea. You mean like, a fanny back with some weights in it to help balance things out?
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:iconsvataben:
Svataben Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah, something like that.

Or go for spectacular: String it up with balloons! :eager:
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:iconcorvalian:
Corvalian Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012
That might work, but with pants and everything it sounds difficult to accomplish.
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:iconsvataben:
Svataben Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Just keep the fly open. Knit somethin for warmth, like a big penis-sock.
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:iconcorvalian:
Corvalian Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012
Do you have a prototype I can test?
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xXTheComicsGirlXx Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Slenderman is more of a joke than a scary story these days... all the stupid people completely trashed and forgot his backstory. Now he's nothing more than a peophillic shadow-thing.


...And I don't necessarily care that you post a complaint everyday, but if I feel starved of entartainment; I will click and read your colorful language skills simply for the hell of it.
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:iconcorvalian:
Corvalian Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012
Nothing is true, everything is permitted.

Wait, colorful language skills? Awesome.
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xXTheComicsGirlXx Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Your casual use of foul language and offensive terms is acually pretty amusing...
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:iconcorvalian:
Corvalian Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012
It weeds out all the religious, over-privileged nut jobs.
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:iconxxthecomicsgirlxx:
xXTheComicsGirlXx Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Wow... good strategy, man. :XD:
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:iconcorvalian:
Corvalian Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012
:nod:
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:iconpeachykit:
peachykit Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012
YASE SA MADE IT NNHHGHH HOW DARE U RUN AWAY WTH MY MEME nnruughhh
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:iconcorvalian:
Corvalian Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012
:iconreactionplz:
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:iconpeachykit:
peachykit Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012
fff that is funnier than it should be
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:iconcorvalian:
Corvalian Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012
:unimpressed:
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peachykit Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012
:drunk:
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