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Let Me Tell You About... the British

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DevilDaggers Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012
So in addition to being the worst European country in which to be a child, you've also become the worst European country in which to be disabled.

I don't get you dirty fucking limeys, what is it with you and your tendency to pick on the most vulnerable in society? Don't pretend it's only Cameron and his ilk who are fighting the war against the disabled, I know the tabloids have attacked them too, and I know the British public like to treat the disabled like absolute shit.

So I want you British tartlets to start justifying this complete bullshit right now.

While you're raging over my vicious attack on you faggots, why don't you attack my Homestuck faggotry and the fact I'm a Romanian immigrant, that'd be cool too. :giggle:
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:iconconstantvariation:
ConstantVariation Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist
Woohoo! Hate party! Let me join in!
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:iconedgar-sideways:
Edgar-Sideways Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Professional General Artist
Why don't you come and sample our benefit system (free money!) and free health care? Best country in the world. - Edgar
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mrbob091 Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
ITS DAVID CAMERON THO INNIT
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AvianEx Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I try to treat disabled people like everyone else. Come to Wales, because England speaks funny XD
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rockstar1009 Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
England fer the English ya Euro cunt! :iconmadnoesplz:


It could always be worse, you know. Here in the States we have the fuckin Tea Party and the Westboro Baptists. :no:
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raidenprime Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012
True, but you also have the patriot Guard and Angle wing bikers that stand against and drown out the Westboro Baptists protesters during military funerals.

Here in the UK we just banned the members of the church from landing and entering the UK because our federal forces have better things to do then protect those idiots from counter protestors.

We have a local saying in my town "only the loudest gets herd, unfortunately the majority of the nob jockeys are idiots"

At least you have gems like Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert and Bill Maher.
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raidenprime Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012
We know we're shit but atlest we're not in the same shithole as other countries at the moment.
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Totally-dead Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
You fuckwit. What the fuck are you doing THERE of all places? FRANCE! GET THERE! I AM BRITISH AND EVEN I BAILED! WHAT DOES THAT TELL YOU?!
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zodiacgal Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Can you get a free ride in a wheelchair at least?
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:icondevildaggers:
DevilDaggers Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012
Nope.
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zodiacgal Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
DARN
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:iconcrimeroyale:
CrimeRoyale Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Professional
HAW. Well you know what they say about Romanians!
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:icondevildaggers:
DevilDaggers Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012
That we're bullyjerks?
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:iconcrimeroyale:
CrimeRoyale Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Professional
And yer women are loose!
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:icondevildaggers:
DevilDaggers Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012
Leave our wimmin alone damnit
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Bambii-lea Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012
When I see someone in a wheelchair I just run around and steal all the ramps. Why? Because I'm British :iconmadnoesplz:
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:icondevildaggers:
DevilDaggers Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012
Yeah well you're a jerkbully and such *sits on u*
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:iconbambii-lea:
Bambii-lea Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012
I apologise, people in wheelchairs shouldn't have to stand for my bullying :saddummy: :iconteheplz:
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:icondevildaggers:
DevilDaggers Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012
You better apologize to the whole world you mean-o
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Bambii-lea Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012
You better apologize for over looking my double entendre you Clunge Ambler :iconmadnoesplz:
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:icondevildaggers:
DevilDaggers Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012
Thats it I'm going to beat you with one of them big purple dildos.
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:iconbambii-lea:
Bambii-lea Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012
Sorry, what was that? I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am :la:
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:iconpenhuin:
Penhuin Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'm disabled and the British seem to love me :lol:
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:iconnovusforma:
Novusforma Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Student General Artist
Over population obv.
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Apricots-from-Nara Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Student General Artist
:icon9-stitch: I'm too old for this shit.
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BootyPatrol Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Everything is Kanaya and nothing hurts.
Also I can kind of agree with you on that. I didn't really see the bad side of Britain during my time there, but that's precisely why I avoided it when I foresaw it coming.
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Bumsy Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012
Yeah well I bet Eastern Europe is wor-*sees profile* nevermind.
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:icon3wyl:
3wyl Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Every country is bad. :no:
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:iconajglass:
AJGlass Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
Yes, except for the Scandinavian ones - and their least-corrupt-governments and best-ever-educational systems. :shakefist:
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rockstar1009 Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Don't forget the supermodels!
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:iconajglass:
AJGlass Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
I hear that they're breeding an army of them. :paranoid:

We will be powerless to their sexy warfareness! :ohnoes:
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:icon3wyl:
3wyl Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Eh, they're still expensive over there. That's a downside. :paranoid:
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:iconajglass:
AJGlass Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
True.
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LoboSabio Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012
Not necessarily. Apparently, Sweden has the highest rate of rape in Europe.
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rockstar1009 Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Don't forget the suicide rate! And the ungodly terrible food! :noes:
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LoboSabio Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012
I'm reminded of hákarl.

Also: don't the Swedes have a dish that looks for all the world like a pile of poo?
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:iconajglass:
AJGlass Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
Apparently? :O_o:
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LoboSabio Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012
Yeah, I read a rather interesting article on the BBC's website about how that statistic really doesn't mean much.
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:iconajglass:
AJGlass Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
Would you happen to have a link? I'd like to read it too. Thanks. :)
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LoboSabio Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012
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:iconajglass:
AJGlass Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
Interesting.

"But the major explanation is partly that people go to the police more often [in Sweden], but also the fact that in 2005 there has been reform in the sex crime legislation, which made the legal definition of rape much wider than before."

"UN statistician Enrico Bisogno says surveys suggest that as few as one in 10 cases are ever reported to the police, in many countries. Naomi Wolf says they [the statistics] certainly don't reveal the real number of rapes that happen in Sweden, or any other country. And they don't give a clear view of which countries have worse crime rates than others."

So in other words, Sweden has the highest percentage of rapes - or not. :lol:
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UltraLiThematic Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I agree, DAMNED SCANDINAVIANS! :shakefish:
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Nephenee Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012
They're cold. :unimpressed:
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:iconajglass:
AJGlass Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
You wouldn't know that this summer. :sun:
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:iconnephenee:
Nephenee Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012
I would still know that winter is coming. :(
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:iconajglass:
AJGlass Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
Yes, with months and months of warm snuggling. :aww:
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Nephenee Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012
:( What happens when the person you are snuggling is also cold?
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:iconajglass:
AJGlass Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
Friction. :nod:
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0rg Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012
kanaya is best pony
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:icondevildaggers:
DevilDaggers Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012
Yes she is.
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