I don't have enough money.


Oh-Cherie-Cherie's avatar
I'd like to sit in coffee shops and get stoned and fat, and buy expensive clothes and hair dye, but NOOOO.
I'm just too broke to be a detriment to society.
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CandyDeChocolate's avatar
work.... n who want 2 get fat? ... well, not me....
Oh-Cherie-Cherie's avatar
well then you're clearly a chump.
Requiemachina's avatar
Get a job.
and if you can't, steal. :la:
Oh-Cherie-Cherie's avatar
A job. Hah! What do I look like, a chump?
Requiemachina's avatar
I dunno! What do you look like? :la:
Oh-Cherie-Cherie's avatar
Well, I'm a woman, I'm white. I wear thrift store sweaters and scarves, so some might say I look like a ragamuffin, but I'd say I look ragamuffin-chic.
fellenwort's avatar
there is a dress i want that is 369$. I have 0$. :C
Oh-Cherie-Cherie's avatar
I just want food every day. ;-; and stuff
fellenwort's avatar
food stamps!! they are usually good for me but then there's like the last two weeks before they're renewed and that's tough.
Oh-Cherie-Cherie's avatar
Aww. You're sweet. It's not like I'm going hungry or anything...
nosugarjustanger's avatar
Oh-Cherie-Cherie's avatar
Uhh, yeah that's the point.
ScottaHemi's avatar
if you get a job you won't be broke.

of course you will no longer have the time or motivation to be detrimental to society, so in a way everyone wins.
Oh-Cherie-Cherie's avatar
Uhm, I "will no longer have the time or motivation" to achieve my life dream? That's not what I call a win, good sir.
HorrificSensation's avatar
i wanna do all that except get fat. i wanna be able to not roll around lol.
3wyl's avatar
You have a job?
3wyl's avatar
Not a good idea? :O
CrimeRoyale's avatar
Quit yer bitchin' and just learn how to cook meth.
Oh-Cherie-Cherie's avatar
Meth is gross though
CrimeRoyale's avatar
You wanna make fat stacks of cash or not?
Oh-Cherie-Cherie's avatar
...i'm gonna say not.