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I am oozing everywhere!

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MainstremRebellion Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Okay, so last year, I got "freshers flu" twice in a row. This year, I haven't been clubbing at all since I got back to uni, have barely gone out, since my work load is insane, and have been eating as healthily as healthy gets.

SO WHY AM I OOZING MUCUS AND HORRIBLE BODILY FLUIDS EVERYWHERE?! I'm not even a goddamn fresher anymore! Winter, please stop making me ill. I love you, but this relationship is over if you keep giving me your seasonal STIs. I can't even go home and get my mum to give me chicken noodle soup to make it all better, since if I do, I'll infect my step-dad, since the chemo's made his immune system pretty much non-existent. Just gonna sit here, procrastinate on work, and write fanfiction like the sad excuse for a human being that I am.

Bonus Complaint: My heating is broken, and it's about 2 degrees out there. So my room is a perpetual ice block. AND I'M COLD.

Bonus Complaint 2: I have two projects in at the same time, and it's not going well and I'm going to die and argh why am I paying so much a year to torture myself?

Bonus Complaint 3: Complaints. It's gone downhill. I left for... what... three months? WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU ALL?! Not like any of you will even remember me...

Tl;dr: I'm oozing like a mucus filled pustule everywhere, freezing my admittedly small tits off, am overworked, and complaints is shit.
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zodiacgal Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Ew. :icongetawayplz:
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Oh-Cherie-Cherie Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Student General Artist
You deserved it for clubbing. Clubs are laaaame
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MainstremRebellion Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
I went clubbing for like, a week last year before realising that alcohol and being drunk weren't for me! Now I'm the student that drinks tea in pubs and goes to bed before midnight every night!

...oh god, I'm old at nineteen. Bugger.
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Oh-Cherie-Cherie Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Student General Artist
I do that too, but I also smoke a lot of weed.

Have you ever seen old people smoke weed? They're cute.
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Corvalian Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012
Female complaints are always so damn nasty in this forum. It's your own faults that complaints is shit.
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MainstremRebellion Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Well that's quite a sexist approach to things. Huh.
No offense, but I've been posting in complaints for quite a while now, and I've seen some pretty disgusting posts from guys as well. Hilariously enough, human nature is actually pretty drawn to the disgusting parts of life, odd as that sounds.
And actually, I'd say it's the 13 year old drama queens that don't understand what complaints is that make it such a bad forum to be in. Not women. Have a nice day!
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Corvalian Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012
Are you saying I'm a 13 year old drama queen? :|

Well, if I was being sexist, you're being... something also.


No but like, I've been complaining here for years. I've seen some shit. The female ones stick with you, what with all the periods, shingles, foot problems, and now oozing skin. Granted, I haven't been very active here for the last few months, but before that, us dudes had the class to limit our disgusting imagery to hypothetical situations and insults. If there was something nasty going on for real in our lives, we kept that shit to ourselves.
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MainstremRebellion Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Nah, I'm saying it's them that makes complaints barely even tolerable anymore. Curse the youngsters!

I'm just being crabby, to be honest. Illnesses make me crabby as... a crab?

I remember when complaints girls actually seemed to be in synch, period wise... :stare: That was a bloody and gory time. At least I didn't post about my vagina hemorrhaging! And not gonna lie, my friends and I don't keep it to ourselves, unfortunately. We're vile.
Sorry if I came off as a bit... meh, in my last comment! Like I said, crabby.
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divine--apathia Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
We are kinda synced now. :B
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Corvalian Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012
Holy shit. Well I've heard that womens' periods synchronize when they're around each other long enough. I don't know how the hell that happens, but apparently it does. Now that you mention it, it does seem to happen on here from time to time as well. It jumps across the internet... how the HELL does that happen?
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MainstremRebellion Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Yeah, it normally happens in close family households, or when women share flats.

Not online. Now that shit's just weird. It's like we're all just that in tune... *evil grin* We're taking over the internet, obviously.
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Corvalian Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012
Well either that, or you're all just spending way too much time on complaints.
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kitsumekat Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012
Fresher's flu?
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MainstremRebellion Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
The delightful illnesses that befall university students at the beginning of the school year! All those accumulated masses of young adults, rife with bugs and viruses that they've taken from the adolescence, all jammed into one relatively small area!

So basically, lurgy.
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kitsumekat Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012
Ouch.
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MainstremRebellion Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Oh yeah :stare:
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kitsumekat Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012
How bad is it? Minus the oozing.
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MainstremRebellion Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Pretty slimy. Mucus is coating everything.
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kitsumekat Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012
:iconwthewwplz:
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MainstremRebellion Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
TAKE MY MUCUS!!
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Crazylittleloon Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Student Writer
My head has been leaking for the past two months or so due to a nasty-ass sinus infection. It got to the point where I actually went to the doctor over it, and I never go to the doctor for sinus infections (I usually just steam them out of my system).

A gazillion medications later, my head is still leaking, but the infection is at a more normal level. :lol:
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MainstremRebellion Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Well... that sounds just... lovely... :stare:
I'm gonna go rock in a corner and imaging your brain leaking out everywhere or something! \o/
Loving the new hair by the way!
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Crazylittleloon Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Student Writer
It isn't fun. So many things getting shoved up my nose to get medication in there. :crying:

Thanks! I wasn't planning on getting it cut that short for my last haircut, but I changed my mind at that last minute and told them to chop it off. :dummy:
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MainstremRebellion Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Fun times... I currently have a crap tonne of psoriasis on my hand though, and am genuinely starting to look like a lizard gone wrong, it's that scaly. Such fun!

It looks cute ^_^ I remember when I had short hair... I just looked like Justin Bieber. Grew that shit out!
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Crazylittleloon Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Student Writer
My nose feels like it's been enlargened from all of the tubes. I can't administer the nasal medication on my own, and at one point I was staying over a friend's house. One of my other friends was administering it, but she shoved it up too far into my nostrils and oh my God. :crying:

Thanks!

The last time I had short hair, I was nearly bald. :lol:
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MainstremRebellion Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
I feel for you. Doesn't sound like a fun time at all! D:
:hug:

Bald loon? Good god that would be terrifying XD

Gonna reply to your other message here, otherwise it gets annoying.
I did graphic design last year, which was even worse, and transferred into fine art. The work load isn't as much, but juggling it with my job is a bit of a pain.
I have three projects all in on the 3rd, and a first essay draft, and I'm getting all anxious about it.
I was considering doing NaNo this year, and I'm really glad I didn't. I did it in 2010 and it nearly killed me; if I'd done it this year, I would've been a wreck by now!
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Crazylittleloon Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Student Writer
:huggle:

I had a bad habit of tearing my hair out, pulling on my hair, and chewing on my hair when I was younger. We kept cutting it progressively shorter and shorter, but I kept tearing it out. So we chopped all of it off, save for a few inches that would keep my head covered but short enough so that I couldn't get a hold on it. It worked, I very, very rarely ever pull it out anymore.

I've got to do a presentation on the elegance of cats for my public speaking class on Wednesday, math work, an online driving course, volunteering at an animal shelter, youth group, the club I'm part of at school, a lab class where I keep accidentally setting stuff on fire (though I'm almost done with that class, helleluja), there's a lot of school events coming up, plus my knitting and writing, and the fact that it's not possible to survive the week on a half hour of sleep...somehow I'm still alive and still plowing through.

My pride won't let me skip NaNoWriMo. I've got so many people rooting for me and my ego would be forever popped if I had to pull out. I already felt bad after i had to pull out of Script Frenzy and Camp NaNoWriMo this year. :lol:
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alice-hime Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012
I had a cold recently. I was sneezing everywhere. Lots of mucus, like what you're experiencing. I also had my period at the same time. Whyyyy, Mother Nature, whyyyy. :stare:
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MainstremRebellion Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Oozing out of all the orifices! Seriously though it's gross and I want to evacuate my own body right now. I don't think this is even a cold, I think it's gone further than that. Bordering on 'flu. And I'm at work for the next two days. Kill me now.
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alice-hime Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012
Plus crampiness! :lol: Seriously, if I ever see Mother Nature, I'm going to punch her in the uterus. :grump:

Ouch... Oozing in public is definitely not fun. :stare: Can you call in sick?
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MainstremRebellion Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Eh, I don't have to deal with that shit anymore. Birth control activated! Fuck hemorrhaging out of my vagina, I'm done with that crap.

And not really, I'm only temp staff, so if I want to keep the job permanently, I kinda have to do everything right. So calling in sick would a) look bad, and b) put me way off my selling targets for the week. I'll just have fun infecting the general public instead! \o/

I'd also have less money. I'm a fine art student. I barely have enough money to keep myself fed and healthy as it is.
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alice-hime Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012
Really? I thought even girls on birth control had to PMS, just they got more control over it. o.o

Oh, I see... In that case, take lots of tissues with you, maybe some hand sanitizer, and wear something warm and comfortable. >.<
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MainstremRebellion Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Yeeeah, you're technically supposed to have your perioud, but I just skip the seven day break because I don't want to bleed from my uterus. It's safe to do, I just have to remember to actually have the break every 3 months!

I'm gonna take none of that, and purposefully breathe all over my customers *grins evilly*.
Phone network customers are the worst, they deserve my lurgy.
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alice-hime Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012
LOL! I'd at least do the tissue and the dressing warm just because runny noses and being cold are annoying. xD
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hippo-rim-job Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Whenever anyone mentions clubbing I picture a mob of people with baseball bats, beating someone to death like cavemen on meth.

As long as you're not oozing anything from your genitals. Because that is considered porn.
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MainstremRebellion Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
The clubs in this city are pretty dire to be honest, with terrible music, and terrible staff. Plus I don't drink, so... yeah, it's pretty damn boring. Clubbing people to death sounds like much more fun! Help me gather victims!

And I might be, baby ;)
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hippo-rim-job Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Can we start with all the people who are bitching about the election?
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MainstremRebellion Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Yes please! Personally, even though I'm not an American citizen, I'm damn happy with the result. I would've probably just gotten a rocket to the moon if Romney had won, not going to lie. People have no common sense; Romney would have just fucked everyone who wasn't upper/middle class over, pretty much. Plus he thinks that airplanes can have their windows open...
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hippo-rim-job Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Rich disillusioned Republicans are not what this country needs right now. They were okay in the eighties though.
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MainstremRebellion Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
We could put Romney on a rocket! And ship him off to the moon! Though of course that would make all future trips to the moon inadvisable... maybe the sun?
Come to England. It's much worse. We have David Cameron.
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hippo-rim-job Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Rocket to the sun, definitely.
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MainstremRebellion Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Can we send David Cameron too? Then, can you please clone Obama and give one to us. We need it. So badly.
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prosaix Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012
Maybe you're still fresh.
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MainstremRebellion Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Nah, I think I'm more rotten than anything. Seriously, mucus, mucus everywhere!
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