FAWK Why did I do it
it's past midnight T_T and i ate a bowl of fried rice, i'm gonna wake up 500 lbs.
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fatty fatty fat fat
CARBS* EVEN
OH MY GOD CARBA
Wake up early next morning and work it off.
Why the hell are you eating a 500 lb. bowl of fried rice? 
dood fried rice will give you bad dreams it has eggs in it lol hope you dream about poop
Oh well.
Fried rice isn't that bad for you. It's better than eating a shit load of McDonald's.
thank you lol
You could weigh 500 pounds after simply eating a bowl of fried rice? You must be pretty lazy and out of shape, are you?
yes :3
Then what you do is get a lot of exercise in. 
And pro tip: Don't stick to exercising on video games...well, unless you own a Wii.
And pro tip: Don't stick to exercising on video games...well, unless you own a Wii.
I play that dance game on my wii once a week that is my excersize 
Ahh. Stop freakin' your blood sugar may be a lil' high from the carbs, but how many fat orientals do you know? 
myself O_o
Is that you behind the mask?
O_o yeah
You ain't fat at all. great chin, unless lately you have started to look like Margaret Cho? Of course she ain't family, is she?
u must be blind bro I got double chins and all that jazz
lol jk
well add 500 lbs and ill be fat
lol jk
well add 500 lbs and ill be fat
Whaa? Where? Gotta show me! Cuz I ain't see it.
Not if you get food poisoning with Bacillus Cereus ! 
Drop a massive shit.
Gonna try