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Inconsideration.

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BootyPatrol Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It's just about midnight (11:00PM, or 23:00) where I dwell, and you would expect that, at this time of night, for a neighborhood so docile such as mine, to be all snuggled up in their cozy little winter beds, aside the night bloggers such as myself.

But here, I'm about to explain to you, she shining star in the community of inconsideration. No, it's not the neighbors I'm complaining about, it's the asshole of a brother I have.
My situation here is that, my brother, while saving up his earnings to buy a new house, is staying at my place for the while. For the most part in the day, he is the stereotypical brother, an occasional asshat but awesome in general. BUT NIGHT, MY FRIENDS, IS A WHOLE DIFFERENT STORY.

With his dandy little stereo, at fucking midnight, he decided it's the best time to blast his speakers enough to shake the house to and fro. Sadly, we do not have a soundproof home, therefore neighbors call in complaint of disturbing their sleep, when it's truly my brother's faulty in the matter. At one point even, the local sheriff came to my home for disturbing the peace. If I get reported three more times (written up twice already), I'll have to be suspended from my home for a month before I can return (stupid community rule).

I'm just about ready to slip on my porcupine cleats and boot his ass our of here. I dislike his stupid antics and it's causing me trouble.

At least he is almost near his goal.

TL;DR: Brother continues blasting obnoxiously loud music even after being reported twice to the sheriff.

Anti: I got new glasses and I feel pretty sharp with them.
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Sapphire-Ashesx Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012
What was the first write up for?
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BootyPatrol Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Disturbing the peace. :B
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Sapphire-Ashesx Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012
What did you do, exactly?
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BootyPatrol Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I was accused of having my music to an unbearably loud volume. There was no evidence to support it was my brother, since he decided to fake his sleep upon their arrival. :B
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Sapphire-Ashesx Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012
:iconnoesplz:
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siegeonthorstadt Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012
just destroy his speakers. that way you keep the brother and the flat both
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azureastra7 Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012
Go Headbang with him and thrash into his system(which you should NOT have allowed him to set up.) and trash it. Then say, "Sorry Bro! The music got me!"
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kitsumekat Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012
Fuck, booting him out. Bootstomp his ass then kick him out.
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steeteepic98 Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Student
Has this brother of your's ever tried head phones? and does he have any? I'll personally buy some for him if not....

Brothers suck booty
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BootyPatrol Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
He has headphones, but he says the quality sucks then.
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steeteepic98 Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Student
Interesting.
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MainstremRebellion Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Line his room with eggboxes. It's supposed to be a cheap way of soundproofing a room. If it doesn't, at least his room will look ridiculous and he'd maybe turn the noise down to be able to see his walls again? \o/
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BootyPatrol Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconimthinkingplz: Sounds dandy. Maybe I should get around to that.
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MainstremRebellion Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Do it! If anything, it gives you a great excuse to eat a fuck load of eggs... if you into that.
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Ashieepants Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012
I'd personally find a way to split the house circuits so that you can have what you need still running during the night (fridge, alarm clocks, etc.) and put a circuit timer on the rest (his stereo).

So when it hits midnight, his stereo turns off and there's nothing he can do about it. :D
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BootyPatrol Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That's actually not a bad idea. Problem granted is the fact that I have little to no time to make house adjustments.
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Nephenee Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012
Oh noes! Power out! :iconwoooplz:
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3wyl Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I can sympathise. My housemates like to party it down until 2am/3am. :nod:

Take vengeance? :la:
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BootyPatrol Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Will do. :mwahaha:
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3wyl Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
TAKE IT HARD!
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prosaix Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012
Time to get a soundproof house. :la:
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CrimeRoyale Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Professional
... Have you tried telling him to stop?
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BootyPatrol Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
More than enough times. Wouldn't that be obvious?
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CrimeRoyale Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Professional
Have you tried putting the boots to him?
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BootyPatrol Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It's getting temptingly close to that.
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CrimeRoyale Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Professional
Let's go for it. You and me.
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MasterPlanner Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
Have you tried getting a pair of earplugs?
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BootyPatrol Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I don't think earplugs help from feeling vibrations of bass pumps and being reported by pissy neighbors.
Besides, headphones work just fine for me.
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WalkingRen Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012
having you thought of investing in the some ear phones for him?
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BootyPatrol Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
How would that help?
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WalkingRen Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012
Using the headphones instead of blasting the stereo
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MasterPlanner Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
:thumbsup: Some good noise-cancelling headphones should do the trick too.
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dorkface4 Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012
Tell him not to blast his music... then punch him if he doesn't do what you say
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BootyPatrol Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I don't think you would believe how many times I've tried that. He's a stubborn one.
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dorkface4 Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012
Pick up his stereo and throw it out the window!
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BootyPatrol Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Why don't I just throw him out the window and keep his stereos?
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Cookie-Kitteh Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Well ain't he a brilliant little sparkle~
I'd just smash his stereo though. :meow: Then again, I'm an irritable, psycho bitch like that~
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Penhuin Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Kick him out.
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BootyPatrol Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Will do. :thumbsup:
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hippo-rim-job Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Then you may want to kick his ass out. As the homeowner, you could be held responsible for laws broken on your property.
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BootyPatrol Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That's exactly what I'm planning to do.
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hippo-rim-job Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Hopefully he won't be a dick about it and make you go through the proper legal channels for evicting someone.
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BootyPatrol Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Surprisingly, he is pretty easygoing, and may have a friend or two willing to bunk with him, so I don't think that would be a problem.
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