Pokemon


Penhuin's avatar
Penguin plays pokemon. Penguin plays pokemon really well competitively, unless penguin happens to be a bit wasted. Then Penguin loses a lot, and becomes very sad.

My complaint: My fuzzy brain is fucking me over in pokemon. :saddummy:
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ILoveBigCats's avatar
Fucksake, wrong thread.
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ILoveBigCats's avatar
...I missed Mole Day?! :'( I'm doing a freaking chemistry degree! *hangs head in shame*
Penhuin's avatar
How can you forget about mole day :( Moles are so fun.
ILoveBigCats's avatar
I know! I got 2nd prize in my old sixth forms Mole Day poster competition and won Maltesers xD
NanoPoi's avatar
I taught my Umbreon Sand Attack just to annoy people in tournaments.
0rg's avatar
why would you use sand attack

double team is much more effective/annoying, although both are commonly banned
NanoPoi's avatar
Sand Attack isn't banned.
Penhuin's avatar
:lol: Umbreon is amazing. I usually teach mine wish, moonlight, baton pass, and payback.
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She's my wall of death.
Penhuin's avatar
I like using teams full of walls. Then bring out something dumb like a weedle to sweep everything.
NanoPoi's avatar
I hate it when people do that. I battled someone with level 100s against my lv 100s. He swept me with an Aron.
Penhuin's avatar
Do it right back to them! :la:
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Typhloser's avatar
Ok, so my Mawile (fully EV'd and everything) took down both a Dialga and Mewtwo in an Uber match :la: Both without swapping~
Penhuin's avatar
My Metapod named GOD took down a team of Ubers once. Of course that took a lot of setting up and baton passing but still.
Typhloser's avatar
HAHAHAHAHHAA OMG A METAPOD? HOW DID YOU DO THAT??
Penhuin's avatar
First I got defense everywhere so no attack did anything to me. I used attack raising moves to make Metapod a monster. Then I tackled everything to death.
Typhloser's avatar
looooool

Why not STAB Bug Bite?
Penhuin's avatar
Less fun. Besides, the other player would have predicted me to use a STAB move and not tackle >> Tackle is more fun to fuck shit up anyway.
Typhloser's avatar
Pffft.

Next time sweep with Magikarp.
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Apricots-from-Nara's avatar
I have a mother fucking :icongenesectplz:
Penhuin's avatar
:lol: I have three.