Beautiful Human Bird In Flight Off The Cliff Top (avoiding the sun, of course.)
I am trying to make a pair of man wings out of metal so I can simulate a bird in flight after leaping from a local cliff top. The trouble is, as I am am banging and screwing, my neighbour keeps knocking on the wall and I cannot concentrate.
I really want to fly like a bird with my metal wings but my neighbour is hindering my progress.
I really want to fly like a bird with my metal wings but my neighbour is hindering my progress.
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Be reasonable
"The trouble is, as I am am banging and screwing, my neighbour keeps..."
And your neighbor is like: "What's he building in there? What the hell is he building in there?" [link]
And your neighbor is like: "What's he building in there? What the hell is he building in there?" [link]
Have you seen the plushies?
Looks a little like the bastarding neighbour. How did you know?
Trolls like you have inflation fetishist neighbours, of course! 
I am not a troll, thank you very nicely.
Of course you aren't, sweetpea. 
You should see the plushies.
Yes.
Make sure you don't fly too close to the sun or your wings will melt 
Sounds like Icarus part two.
Indeed. Both Icarus and I are both mythical figures.
Man, whenever I'm banging and screwing, my neighbors always get pissed too. It's not my fault I know how to show a lady a good time.
Be reasonable!
-Edgar
-Edgar
I miss that guy, where did he go?
He's the OP... sort of.
You are an Edgar?
Damn my hair looks awesome today. You guys should all be proud to have such a handsome doctor.
We are.
Now prescribe me more Valium before I become lucid again.
Now prescribe me more Valium before I become lucid again.
I'll have to give you a physical first. 
You should learn from Icarus and Daedalus.