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HOW IN JESUS NAME IS IT DONE!?

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varnage Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012
like seriously i just wanna know how people get such ridiculous page numbers with NO, NONE NADA to call art on the profile... HOW?!
maybe im just mad cause im grindin :P
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:iconmelvingoldfarb:
MelvinGoldfarb Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Student Interface Designer
You can buy page views from the DA store. 100,000 page views for a reasonable $100,000.
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:iconvarnage:
varnage Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012
O.O
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:iconjames--steele:
James--Steele Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
If you're talking about Ioulaum I know what you mean.

But anyway. Here's some cake to anyone who searched for Ioulaum :iconneurotype:
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:iconvarnage:
varnage Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012
madness!... THIS IS MADNESS!
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Sapphire-Ashesx Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012
Favoriting and watching a bunch of random people. They'll go to you page to thank you. That's how I got most of my views. :iconsadtruthplz:
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:iconvarnage:
varnage Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012
but... i only want to favorite good work :iconsaywhaplz:
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Sapphire-Ashesx Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012
D:
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:iconmisterkhact:
MisterKhact Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012
:iconmagicsnortsnortplz:
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:iconvarnage:
varnage Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012
hahahaha looooool
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:iconpinkmitten:
Pinkmitten Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012
They either lick a lot of butts, troll, or fave rape people.
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:iconzodiacgal:
zodiacgal Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Dafuq. Chill gurl. Pageviews aren't everything.
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:icondawnsbreak:
DawnsBreak Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012
DAMN IT. I CAN'T FIND A GOOD AVATAR. :stare:
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012
NEITHER CAN I

AAAAAH
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:icondawnsbreak:
DawnsBreak Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHKDHAKDHSALFHEIFJS. LET'S YELL TOGETHER!
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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:icondawnsbreak:
DawnsBreak Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012
ASFLKAAJFLHSFDJS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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DawnsBreak Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012
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:iconbkatt500:
bkatt500 Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I dunno man, just can't tell ya.
As a consolation, here's a picture of a furry wearing fox pelts:
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012
THE IRONY

AAAAAH
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:iconbkatt500:
bkatt500 Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I know right? But hey, sacrifices muct be made in the pursuit of fabulousness.
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012
Urrgh, now I'm reminded o gore porn.
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:iconstieger:
Stieger Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012
I EAT PAGEVIEWS
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:iconpuppy-dangerous:
puppy-dangerous Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
They interact with the community.
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:iconpenhuin:
Penhuin Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'll look at ur page is u look at mine!


Then we can all stop caring about pageviews and eat cake!
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:iconmurphysdinnerparty:
MurphysDinnerParty Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I don't know how everyone else did it, but all I will say is blowing 12,827 penises was a lot of hard work.
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:iconyaotl:
yaotl Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012
Wow. Your jaw must have gotten so sore :O
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:iconmurphysdinnerparty:
MurphysDinnerParty Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
It fell off four times.
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:iconvarnage:
varnage Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012
lol i think thats a new record
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:iconkimihro:
Kimihro Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I go on Forums and expose myself.

Wait a sec.
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:icondawnsbreak:
DawnsBreak Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012
It's quite the view.
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:iconvarnage:
varnage Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012
ah you see what i did there? :D
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:iconlytrigian:
Lytrigian Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Troll the forums so hard that they flock to your page just to leave nasty comments on it.
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:iconopiumrooster:
opiumrooster Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012
they regularly hack into dA's system and adjust their pageviews cause yeah.
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:icongalacticgoat:
GalacticGoat Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
STOP
CARING
ABOUT
PAGEVIEWS
THEY
MEAN
NOTHING!

For realz, since the option became available to hide pageviews I've had them hidden because they mean nothing. People get obsessed with them when it only means people ending up on your page. Its no reflection of how good you are as an artist or even how popular you are. Honestly I think the site would be better if they just removed them all together, you should value your feedback, not how many assholes randomly end up on your page for who knows what reason.
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:iconvarnage:
varnage Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012
thus is actually some pretty legit advice
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:icongalacticgoat:
GalacticGoat Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:U I'm full of legit and sometimes not advice.
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:iconkittythenekoalien:
KittyTheNekoAlien Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Spam clubs with your art and comment on everything.
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:iconvarnage:
varnage Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012
im trying the spam clubs thing :P
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:iconcrazylittleloon:
Crazylittleloon Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012  Student Writer
Have you seen the scarves?

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:iconmasterplanner:
MasterPlanner Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
Ooh, nice :la:
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:iconcrazylittleloon:
Crazylittleloon Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Student Writer
Thanks. :la:

I'm also working on a purple and silver scarf on another set of needles, and a hot pink scarf on yet another.

I have a lot of needles. :lol:
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MasterPlanner Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
I have a lot of hooks. I have aluminum hooks, steel hooks, hooks with ergonomic handles, which are my current favorite, and best of all, hooks that light up :la:
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Crazylittleloon Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Student Writer
I have a pair of US19 purple plastic needles, a pair of light blue US15 steel needles, a pair of dark blue US5 steel needles, and two pairs of yellow US3 needles, as well as an extra yellow US3 needle (they came in a pack of five, and my mom wouldn't let me get a second pack to even it out. DAMNIT WOMAN, IT'S AN ODD NUMBER, ODD NUMBERS ARE BAD).

I'm also drowning in yarn. :lol:
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:iconmasterplanner:
MasterPlanner Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
I used to own a set of very nice bamboo hooks. Until the time when I got so frustrated repeatedly trying (and failing) to master a stitch pattern that I simply snapped the hook in half and threw the pieces across the room.

Your yarn stash has nothing on mine :lol:
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:iconcrazylittleloon:
Crazylittleloon Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Student Writer
Talk about rage quitting. :lol:

I tried to teach my best guy friend to knit last night while we were hanging out. He got so frustrated he threw the entire thing on the ground and walked away.

Mine would be larger than it is now, but my cat keeps stealing my yarn balls. :lol:
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MasterPlanner Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
There was another time I tried my hand at thread crochet. Because of my frustration and impatience, the experiment ended with a half-finished pineapple doily and a steel hook bent into a right angle.

I've seen some sets of very nice carved rosewood hooks and was sorely tempted, but then I remembered that thin wooden sticks would probably not last long during an elaborate stitch pattern. :no:
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quixotic-spark Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
I started knitting again too. :lol: Fucking scarves take forever!
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:iconcrazylittleloon:
Crazylittleloon Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Student Writer
I'm usually pretty fast at knitting, especially considering the fact that I prefer working with smaller-sized needles. I have two pairs of needles that are US size three, and a pair of size fives. The biggest pair I have are size nineteen, and those are fucking huge. :lol:
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