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I'm just trying to make it here like everyone else

:icontherearenoturkeys:
Why do people flip their shit when I try to sell them my hats? It makes perfect sense and it's NOT a scam.

But I'll let a wise forum like Complaints be the judge of what really is a scam, I know your answer will be a resounding "no."

Step 1: buy footlong ham sandwiches from Subway for $5 each.
Step 2: cover them in spray fixative for $5 a can, to preserve them.
Step 3: attach duct tape, $2 a roll, to sandwiches.
Step 4: sell to high school students, calling them "lol Random Sandwich Duct Tape Hats", for $200
Step 5: $188 profit for each hat sold!

I see no reason why appealing to teenage humor trends and knowing how to make a pretty penny should make me an ordinary con man! :C
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divine--apathia Nov 9, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Ew. Why would anyone want to buy your hats? No one buys meat hats anymore, vegan hats is where it is at.
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MurphysDinnerParty Nov 9, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
What the fuck, Dave? Spray fixative on a sandwich?

Dipping it in epoxy resin would have been much better.
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soulmankicks Nov 9, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
where you selling at its all bout location
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:iconnephenee:
Why use DuctTape when you can nail gun it on?
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rockstar1009 Nov 9, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
You're skimping on materials, Dave. Start using the Deluxe Double-meat w/ bacon sandwiches and offer those hats for $300. You'll see the $200 hats spike in sales for sure. :la:

And also my #ProsaixRepellent doesn't work. >:C
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prosaix Nov 9, 2012
Maybe it was your time of the day... :)
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:icontherearenoturkeys:
There are other, more effective methods of getting on my nerves, broski. Would you like a list?
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prosaix Nov 9, 2012
Not while you're under the influence. :)
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