I'm just trying to make it here like everyone else

~ThereAreNoTurkeys Nov 9, 2012

Why do people flip their shit when I try to sell them my hats? It makes perfect sense and it's NOT a scam.

But I'll let a wise forum like Complaints be the judge of what really is a scam, I know your answer will be a resounding "no."

Step 1: buy footlong ham sandwiches from Subway for $5 each.
Step 2: cover them in spray fixative for $5 a can, to preserve them.
Step 3: attach duct tape, $2 a roll, to sandwiches.
Step 4: sell to high school students, calling them "lol Random Sandwich Duct Tape Hats", for $200
Step 5: $188 profit for each hat sold!

I see no reason why appealing to teenage humor trends and knowing how to make a pretty penny should make me an ordinary con man! :C

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Devious Comments

=Octobers-Rust Nov 9, 2012 Hobbyist Photographer

Ew. Why would anyone want to buy your hats? No one buys meat hats anymore, vegan hats is where it is at.

~MurphysDinnerParty Nov 9, 2012

What the fuck, Dave? Spray fixative on a sandwich?

Dipping it in epoxy resin would have been much better.

~soulmankicks Nov 9, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

where you selling at its all bout location

~Nephenee Nov 9, 2012

Why use DuctTape when you can nail gun it on?

~rockstar1009 Nov 9, 2012 Hobbyist Writer

You're skimping on materials, Dave. Start using the Deluxe Double-meat w/ bacon sandwiches and offer those hats for $300. You'll see the $200 hats spike in sales for sure.