I'm just trying to make it here like everyone else
Why do people flip their shit when I try to sell them my hats? It makes perfect sense and it's NOT a scam.
But I'll let a wise forum like Complaints be the judge of what really is a scam, I know your answer will be a resounding "no."
Step 1: buy footlong ham sandwiches from Subway for $5 each.
Step 2: cover them in spray fixative for $5 a can, to preserve them.
Step 3: attach duct tape, $2 a roll, to sandwiches.
Step 4: sell to high school students, calling them "lol Random Sandwich Duct Tape Hats", for $200
Step 5: $188 profit for each hat sold!
I see no reason why appealing to teenage humor trends and knowing how to make a pretty penny should make me an ordinary con man! :C
But I'll let a wise forum like Complaints be the judge of what really is a scam, I know your answer will be a resounding "no."
Step 1: buy footlong ham sandwiches from Subway for $5 each.
Step 2: cover them in spray fixative for $5 a can, to preserve them.
Step 3: attach duct tape, $2 a roll, to sandwiches.
Step 4: sell to high school students, calling them "lol Random Sandwich Duct Tape Hats", for $200
Step 5: $188 profit for each hat sold!
I see no reason why appealing to teenage humor trends and knowing how to make a pretty penny should make me an ordinary con man! :C
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Ew. Why would anyone want to buy your hats? No one buys meat hats anymore, vegan hats is where it is at.
What the fuck, Dave? Spray fixative on a sandwich?
Dipping it in epoxy resin would have been much better.
Dipping it in epoxy resin would have been much better.
where you selling at its all bout location
Why use DuctTape when you can nail gun it on?
You're skimping on materials, Dave. Start using the Deluxe Double-meat w/ bacon sandwiches and offer those hats for $300. You'll see the $200 hats spike in sales for sure. 
And also my #ProsaixRepellent doesn't work. >:C
And also my #ProsaixRepellent doesn't work. >:C
Maybe it was your time of the day... 
There are other, more effective methods of getting on my nerves, broski. Would you like a list?
Not while you're under the influence.