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You're all jerks and I'm gonna deactivate because of you

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MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012
A few things before I go:

My dad has changed his desktop on his computer to an incredibly exaggerated and biased map of popular votes. Dad, it's been two days since we didn't switch presidents. Get the fuck over it, you silly Republican bastard.

I took the PE class full of idiot jocks because I needed the exercise. They're starting to annoy the hell out of me. They also give me more shit then I'd like, but I've enough spine to deal with petty comments.

iPhones are shit to type on. Sometimes I accidentally hit buttons, either changing fields or closing the keyboard. Copy/pasting is also horribly unintuitive.

I have some dead skin hanging off the edge of my thumbnail. I can't bite it off and it annoys the hell out of me.

I'm tired and have to go to PE next period. And it's cold out, and the teacher has all the sports played outside because he likes sweaty young men in shorts freezing cold.

I feel like I'm turning into a tool, but I don't want to change.

My little brothers keep calling me a fag.

My complaints are bad and I feel bad. Why I made this thread is a mystery. About ten people end up replying to these things anyways.

That's about it, I guess. PS, I'm not really deactivating. That was just a desperate grab for attention as well as to test to see if you read the thread. Dumbass.
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:iconoh-cherie-cherie:
Oh-Cherie-Cherie Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Student General Artist
Marry me?
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012
YES

LET US GO ON OUR HONEYMOON IN BARCELONA
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:iconoh-cherie-cherie:
Oh-Cherie-Cherie Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Student General Artist
I always thought Paris... We could eat fries
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012
FINE

WHATEVER YOU WANT DEAREST

ALLONS SY!
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:iconelrotram:
elrotram Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
... "Allons-y!"

:pat:
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012
fuck
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:iconrequiemachina:
Requiemachina Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012
"...I'm not really deactivating. That was just a desperate grab for attention as well as to test to see if you read the thread. Dumbass."
Shit.

I need to take a walk.
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012
Take it.
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:iconjetfreak-7:
Jetfreak-7 Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012
u no spik 2 mi sir>?
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012
becus

u r ghey
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:iconroyscheider:
RoyScheider Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Professional General Artist
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012
My drive makes up for it.
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:iconmystichuntress:
mystichuntress Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
meh use a nailclipper or something.
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:iconartisticaxis:
ArtisticAxis Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012
I was actually disappointed that this wasn't actually a deactivation thread...
What the fuck is wrong with my life, I'm going outside.
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012
gooo
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:iconartisticaxis:
ArtisticAxis Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012
I'm running to the door to GTFO as we speak
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:iconsaxeh:
saxeh Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
iPhones for iDiots :iconsnobplz:
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:icon0rg:
0rg Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012
so, how about them steelers
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012
Fuck the Steelers. Bear down Chicago.
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:iconnew-york-new-york:
new-york-new-york Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012
No, you see, it's all a matter of simple mathematics.

Steelers > Bears

because

Pittsburgh > Chicago

as measured by the one true test of a city's worth: proximity to New York. Now, this would also mean that

Yonkers > Paris

so the theory might have a few flaws that I have to work out of it, but I think that we can all agree that it is fundamentally sound.
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012
Pittsburg is a personality-devoid city.
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:icontotally-dead:
Totally-dead Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I am sorry. I knew this for what is was as soon as I saw it was you.


I AM THEREFORE NOT A DUMBASS! I LOVE MYSELF!
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012
Hoorah.
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:icontotally-dead:
Totally-dead Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
3 of them!
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012
In the same hole!

At once! :dummy:
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:icontotally-dead:
Totally-dead Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Anal, oral or normal?
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012
Normal would be easiest to pull off.
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:icontotally-dead:
Totally-dead Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Would it? For 3 people anal is more accesible...
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012
But the vagina can be stretched to some rather impressive limits.
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:iconmapper3:
mapper3 Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Student General Artist
Your desparate ploy for attention was bad
:iconzoidbergplz:
and you should feel bad!
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012
This is true, now watch how I bump this shitty thread, repeating your mistake.
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:iconmapper3:
mapper3 Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Student General Artist
Goes to show that history repeats itself...

Oop, there we go again!
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:iconhorrificsensation:
HorrificSensation Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012
1. iphones are gay. no offense
2. beat the shit out of your brother
3. ditch class once in a while (i also hate p.e lol)
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:iconrockygems:
RockyGems Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Student General Artist
Punch your little brother. You're bigger than him, for Pete's sake.
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012
Then I get in trouble. :saddummy:
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:iconthestickemperor:
TheStickEmperor Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Professional General Artist
:bye:
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:iconazureastra7:
azureastra7 Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012
You like it when we kick you.
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012
Yehehehehehessss, I've been a baaaad boooooy. :iconkawaiidesuplz:
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:iconazureastra7:
azureastra7 Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012
Do you have a sister?
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012
A ten year old one, yes.
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:iconazureastra7:
azureastra7 Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012
EW! You Perv!













Ew!
n
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012
wtf
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:iconphoenixleo:
phoenixleo Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012
PE was nice for me.

Turtle shells can be used as offensive to pluck out the turtle inside \o\
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:iconpinkmitten:
Pinkmitten Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012
:yawn:
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:iconjetfreak-7:
Jetfreak-7 Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012
dafaq did i just read?



























































:ohnoes:
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012
:meow:
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:icongvcspecks:
gvcspecks Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012
grow up and get out there and play some sport?
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:iconhappyduckcreator:
HappyDuckCreator Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Still fapping to cartoon animals or what?
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012
Oh, and what do you fap to? Regular porn, Generic Mook McGee? :lol:
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:iconhappyduckcreator:
HappyDuckCreator Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Gee, someone's got their panties in a bunch today! :giggle:
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