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SWEET BLOODY HELL!

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MasterInsanity Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012  Professional Writer
I just gave myself a nasty burn retrieving my vegan patty from the oven. Guess what I touched? The coils responsible for heating the oven :iconohgodplz:
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:iconbenji-0:
benji-0 Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Burn my arm on white hot Iron doing a blacksmith thingy, hurt like a bitch but I got a sweet scar out of it
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:iconmasterinsanity:
MasterInsanity Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012  Professional Writer
:C
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Sapphire-Ashesx Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012
D: Everyone around here is so clumsy.
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:iconinternetsatan:
InternetSatan Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012
Try it again. I hear the second time it gives you the Midas touch.
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:iconmasterinsanity:
MasterInsanity Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012  Professional Writer
No thanks -- I like eating.
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:iconinternetsatan:
InternetSatan Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012
Weakling.
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:iconcrazylittleloon:
Crazylittleloon Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012  Student Writer
WHAT IS IT WITH EVERYONE IN COMPLAINTS GETTING MAIMED.

I'M SCARED.
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GoGo-T-W Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012   Traditional Artist
I think it's because we're all just a bunch of cynical spazballs.
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:iconcrazylittleloon:
Crazylittleloon Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012  Student Writer
True, we all are pretty cynical.
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:iconcederbom:
Cederbom Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012
I cut off the tip of my finger a few months ago. I just didn't complain about it.

Does that make you feel more safe? :meow:
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:iconcrazylittleloon:
Crazylittleloon Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012  Student Writer
NO. :iconohshitplz:
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Sapphire-Ashesx Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012
Watch out, you might be next. :iconwoooplz:
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:iconcrazylittleloon:
Crazylittleloon Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012  Student Writer
Well, I already had a heavy plastic milk jug full of milk dropped on my hand and my friend accidentally knocked over the stool he was sitting on and sent it flying into my kneecap...
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Sapphire-Ashesx Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012
:iconomgwtfbbqplz:
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:iconcrazylittleloon:
Crazylittleloon Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Student Writer
Welp, we're doomed.
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Sapphire-Ashesx Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012
That we are.
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:iconmasterinsanity:
MasterInsanity Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012  Professional Writer
If it makes you feel worse, it burned a hole in my skin.
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:iconcrazylittleloon:
Crazylittleloon Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012  Student Writer
I'm going to my padded room. :iconohshitplz:
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:iconmasterinsanity:
MasterInsanity Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012  Professional Writer
I can see the fat under the skin~
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:iconcrazylittleloon:
Crazylittleloon Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012  Student Writer
Eeeeew...
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:iconscdragonlady:
SCDragonLady Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I swear this is the second time you have maimed yourself recently... :no:
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KdaAnimefan Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012  Student Writer
Electric oven?

how deep is the burn, and is it on your hand or forearm?
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:icon290pika:
290Pika Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012  Student Filmographer
And that's why you don't go vegan. :la:
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:iconmasterinsanity:
MasterInsanity Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012  Professional Writer
I've burnt myself making pie.

And that's why you don't eat pie.
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:icon290pika:
290Pika Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012  Student Filmographer
I don't like pie....

so yes!
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:iconmasterinsanity:
MasterInsanity Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012  Professional Writer
I've also burnt myself making cookies.

That's why you don't eat cookies.
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:icon290pika:
290Pika Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012  Student Filmographer
Indee---

No, that's why you don't eat cookies, not the second-person "you"!
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MasterInsanity Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012  Professional Writer
Nope, because if I'm not baking them, you can't eat them.
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:iconleciec:
leciec Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012
Oh god. I read that as 'vagina patty'
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:iconmasterinsanity:
MasterInsanity Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012  Professional Writer
Ew :C
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:iconmisterkhact:
MisterKhact Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012
vegan patty

:iconmygodplz:

Such a thing exist?
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:iconmasterinsanity:
MasterInsanity Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012  Professional Writer
It does, and it is delicious.
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:iconcleverzed:
Cleverzed Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOL, vegan.
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:iconmasterinsanity:
MasterInsanity Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012  Professional Writer
Yes, vegan. Do you have a problem with that?
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:iconklaxonlithology:
KlaxonLithology Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
You've had a bad day!

THE CURSE HAS ENDED.
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:iconmasterinsanity:
MasterInsanity Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012  Professional Writer
Wheee!
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012
One time In cub scouts I loungued onto a pot oven that was full of delicious strawberry pie.

The pain was awful, the pie was great. :saddummy:
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:iconmasterinsanity:
MasterInsanity Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012  Professional Writer
:C
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012
Also, vegan patty. :iconwatplz:
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:iconmasterinsanity:
MasterInsanity Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012  Professional Writer
Yummy :D
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012
What, pray tell, goes into dat?
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:iconmasterinsanity:
MasterInsanity Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012  Professional Writer
TVP, breading, seasonings.
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012
Huh.

So it's not a MANLY treat.
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hippo-rim-job Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
So you ended up cooking meat anyway.
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:iconmasterinsanity:
MasterInsanity Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012  Professional Writer
Yup.
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hippo-rim-job Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
:iconironyplz:
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:iconprosaix:
prosaix Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012
:iconsaysplz:BLOODY
:iconsaysplz: HELL
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LegendarySuperman Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the daily updates on every stupid thing you do, we appreciate it :thumbsup:
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:iconmasterinsanity:
MasterInsanity Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012  Professional Writer
You're welcome :iconcuteplz:
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:iconlegendarysuperman:
LegendarySuperman Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Don't look at me like that :ohnoes:
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