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Well, Now My Ma Is Racist

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MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012
Tealdeer: Ma's turning racist.

This glorious late-start morning, my mom is talking about Obama's victory in this pointless election.

"Welp, now all the jobs will go to the black people."

:stare:

In my infinite stupidity, I tell her calmly that that statement is a bit racist and ignorant. She goes on to rant about how black people she's linked in with have been getting promoted while she's being screwed over by her boss because she's no minority.

Wat.

Mom, I think you're a nice old lady. Because you don't fight back when your boss takes money from your pay, you aren't getting anywhere. Stop blaming everything that happens on other people, and stop before you throw on a white hood and burn crosses.
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:icongalacticgoat:
GalacticGoat Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
"while she's being screwed over by her boss because she's no minority."

Well unless your mother has a penis I think she may be a complete fucking retard. No offense to her but WOMEN IN THE WORK FORCE ARE TREATED AS A MINORITY! Fuck racist can't even get their shit straight. Makes me wonder if say one of those black folks was male and she had got promoted he'd be like "damn that bitch, she probably suck a bunch of cock off to get a promotion".

Because humanity can't accept you just fail, its always the minority you aren't in's fault you didn't get something good :roll:.
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Shasta-MD Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012
Next time tie her up and make her watch Dave Chappelle's version of the real world and then threaten that you're taking her to Detroit if she keeps it up.
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012
:lol:
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:iconlobosabio:
LoboSabio Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012
So basically she's blaming others for her own inadequacies. Classy lady.
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012
:shrug:
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:iconleciec:
leciec Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012
It's okay, she doesn't have to work: she can just go on that welfare Obama's giving everyone.
My coworker essentially said that when we learned that Obama won. He really slaughtered all of my happiness. >:(
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012
He doesn't understand welfare.
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:iconleciec:
leciec Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012
Clearly. And while welfare fraud does take place, that shouldn't detract from the massive amount of good welfare does.
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012
Indeed.
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Johnson-bunnells Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
My mom is a hypocrite when it comes to EVERYTHING, for example, before i told her I wasn't interested in guys, she told me never to date a black guy unless he was some formal churchy fella(she doesn't go to church so that's pretty stupid). But she complains that people automatically think she's racist when she says she doesn't support Obama, but guess what mom, u r racist, always complaining about blacks:(
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012
Mothers. :no:
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:iconjohnson-bunnells:
Johnson-bunnells Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Mothers. Mm-mm-mmmm *shakes head slowly*;)
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:iconcrimeroyale:
CrimeRoyale Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012  Professional
That's racist!
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012
You need to use the icon.
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:iconredfoxbennaton:
Redfoxbennaton Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
[link] THIS
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012
k
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:iconredfoxbennaton:
Redfoxbennaton Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
THERES NO BLACK IN THE UNION JACK!
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:iconrockstar1009:
rockstar1009 Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
LOL

4 More Years :iconobamalaplz:
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:iconredfoxbennaton:
Redfoxbennaton Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
NOT IN MY GREAT LAND OF BRITANIA!
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:iconrockstar1009:
rockstar1009 Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I see. You're one of those England-for-the-English yobs. Have fun with that. :pat:
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:iconredfoxbennaton:
Redfoxbennaton Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Not yobs. SNOBS. All we english are a bunch of snobs. Especially to all of you dumb americans.
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kitsumekat Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012
She goes on to rant about how black people she's linked in with have been getting promoted while she's being screwed over by her boss because she's no minority.

I wouldn't promote her ass either.
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012
Hey now, this is my momma.
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:iconkitsumekat:
kitsumekat Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012
What? If she's going to blame others about getting a promotion then, she fails to see that it might not be their skin color but, their merit.
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hippo-rim-job Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
That is the most retarded thing I've ever heard.

I haven't really noticed Obama focusing much on his blackness, to be honest.
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012
Neither have I.
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:icontheleaveshaveeyes:
theleaveshaveeyes Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012  Professional Photographer
My mom's racist, but she's that special kind of hypocritical "classy" racist who will vote for Obama to prove she isn't racist, then complain her nursing home has too many black people.
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AnzaChataine Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Those people are the worst. Not trying to be rude because I know it's your mom but man, that sorta attitude is deadly: folks smile in your face but despise you inwardly. Scary.
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:icontheleaveshaveeyes:
theleaveshaveeyes Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012  Professional Photographer
Yeah. She's a not a very good person. She likes to talk all kinds of shit behind my back.
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012
:stare:
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:icontheleaveshaveeyes:
theleaveshaveeyes Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012  Professional Photographer
She complains the small town I'm living in will turn me into a redneck, yet I vote far more liberal than she does.
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012
I feel ya.
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:iconzodiacgal:
zodiacgal Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Next time just tell her :iconthatsracistplz:
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012
That's what I did. :3
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:icondavidscript:
DavidScript Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
What did she say? :O
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012
I quoted her in the thread. Thus I gather you did not read it.
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:icondavidscript:
DavidScript Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I mean, what did she say in response to what you said ;P
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012
Read from "she then goes on to"
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:icondavidscript:
DavidScript Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh wow, I'm sorry. I'm tired, that's all =P
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012
s'okay
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:iconzodiacgal:
zodiacgal Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
SWEET
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Midnight-on-Mars Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I think there's some gene in our dna that makes us become more racist when we get old. My parents have been saying more and more racist things too. Or maybe I've just been noticing the racism more often.
Don't know what to tell you though, I've never figured out how to deal with it. I used to argue like you did, but now I just shake my head and try to ignore them when they say shit like that. No use getting into an argument that you can't win.
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012
No argument, just callout.
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:iconmdao:
MDAO Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012
My mother has a distinct problem with everyone who isn't white and middle class. I try and keep my international friends away from her as much as possible.
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012
Brrrgh.
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:iconmdao:
MDAO Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012
day tuk r gerbs?
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012
Mmmhmm.
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:iconbohobella:
bohobella Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
My dad lost his job yesterday and we don't even live in America. That's how bad Obama is.
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:iconyaotl:
yaotl Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I'm sorry about your dad's job, but that was funny :O
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:icongogo-t-w:
GoGo-T-W Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012   Traditional Artist
I loled. Sorry about your dad's job.
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