Bile
I've been a baby today; I've spit up twice. The first time was just kinda awkward, but this is the worst I've felt in a long time. Even intense face pain from sinus pressure wasn't as bad as this horrible taste of taco-bile I can't get rid of. I'm not even nauseous. I just kind of burped, I guess.
I've taken a couple antacids, but the taste. This burning, horrible taste on the back of my tongue and throat. I don't know how to make it go away, let alone without blowing chunks in the process.
Tl;dr: The title sums it up nicely, I think.
Bonus: The preview button isn't working.
I've taken a couple antacids, but the taste. This burning, horrible taste on the back of my tongue and throat. I don't know how to make it go away, let alone without blowing chunks in the process.
Tl;dr: The title sums it up nicely, I think.
Bonus: The preview button isn't working.
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Have a cigarette. Trust me, I watch a lot of Mad Men.
Sorry for the bile. 
Sorry about the bile; peppermint may help with the taste.
I thought about mints or something, but I dunno that there are any in the house.
I'm so sorry! D:
I projectile vomited several times a day for 5 months 
Chocolate is awful to throw up.
Chocolate is awful to throw up.
I haven't thrown up in a long time that I can remember. I've gotten close, but not all the way there.
That sounds like chocolate should make the taste better, but I know it wouldn't.
That sounds like chocolate should make the taste better, but I know it wouldn't.
Chocolate mixed with bile is one of the worst tastes ever.
Something you ate? 
Tacos and soda probably didn't help. I'll be eating plain foods today.
Yeah, that's why I can't stand the idea of pizza right now as I'm not to my full health myself. 
A good steak will clear that right up.
Mmmmmm. Steeeaaak. Medium rare.
Pepto works wonders, mate. 
I took some before bed and didn't throw up in the middle of the night. I'll call it a success!
I told you pepto works wonders. 
"I don't know how to make it go away, let alone without blowing chunks in the process."
Maybe you should blow'em chunks then?
Maybe you should blow'em chunks then?
Fortunately, I didn't have to, but I was prepared to.
The only things I've found that help with that sort of thing are milk and Pepto. And Tums.
The milk I drank didn't help. :/ The tums did. And I'll take some Pepto soon, I gotta get to bed and hope I don't spew in the middle of the night.
Let's hope!
I made it!
P.S. Pepto Bismol is the only thing that helps me when I have bile coming up