So... if I say I don't care, I probably care. Often, bears care about lots of things, so if I say "I don't care" a lot, I'm a bear. Bears hibernate in the winter, and global warming is making winters shorter. During winter, we have Christmas break, but ever since I got to high school, it's started later. Putting that all together, my Christmas break is shorter because I pretended to no care about global warming, and in 10 years there'll be a bear meat shortage. It's all so clear to me, now.