WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY /endcapslockspam

...But seriously? What the flying fuck is wrong with people?! If I knew ANY parent that's bought that crap for their kids, I would automatically label them as bad parents with no hesitation.

It's no damn wonder why generations are getting worse as time goes on...

...Wow.

How is this even going to be remotely possible?

"I don't wanna live in a modern world"

My heart....
Just
Why
How

Old news is old (doesn't anyone else read Regretsy?). Though the one about pretending Christian Grey is daddy with the pictures of handcuffs SCREAMS pedophilia and made me shudder.

Man, when I read your title, I thought xkcd's prediction had come true and they'd made a Wishbone version of the book for kids.

"Bark! Bark!"
*smack*
"Bark!"

KILL ME. KILL ME NOW.

"I pretend my daddy is Christian Grey" and the FUCKING HANDCUFFS NO NO NO NO NO

Ha ha ha! This is actually hilarious!

However, I am not surprised, you can get Hello Kitty vibrators. =S

Well.

holy shit on a stick is this real

But but but....PORN BOOK!

....Even if the grey tie is adorable

[link]

And that's when you say, "poor baby".