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50 shades of motherfucking grey.....for kids.

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ArtisticAxis Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012
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Who allows these people to breed.
Fucking seriously. I have no words. People actually buy this shit.

Dear 2012. Please send many asteroids and/or other apocalyptic events. Just end it.
We've failed. Everyone abandon planet.
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:iconrequiemachina:
Requiemachina Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

*Two minutes later*

Let me get my stuff first.
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:iconmintaka-tk:
Mintaka-TK Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012
WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY /endcapslockspam

...But seriously? What the flying fuck is wrong with people?! If I knew ANY parent that's bought that crap for their kids, I would automatically label them as bad parents with no hesitation.

It's no damn wonder why generations are getting worse as time goes on...
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:iconvanhir:
Vanhir Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
...Wow.
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:iconftj1n:
FTJ1N Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconsnapeleavesplz:
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:iconowlity:
owlity Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012
How is this even going to be remotely possible?
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:iconiheartkimpine:
iheartkimpine Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
"I don't wanna live in a modern world"
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:iconsmoppet:
Smoppet Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012
:iconlazyraveplz:
My heart....
Just
Why
How
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:iconastrikos:
Astrikos Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012   General Artist
:stare:
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:iconaret:
Aret Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Old news is old (doesn't anyone else read Regretsy?). Though the one about pretending Christian Grey is daddy with the pictures of handcuffs SCREAMS pedophilia and made me shudder.

Man, when I read your title, I thought xkcd's prediction had come true and they'd made a Wishbone version of the book for kids.

"Bark! Bark!"
*smack*
"Bark!"
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elrotram Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
N-not Wishbone. :iconwishboneplz:
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:iconmasterplanner:
MasterPlanner Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
:iconomgpickmeplz: ...I read Regretsy...

cf4l bitches
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:iconagent-sarah:
Agent-Sarah Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:lol:
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:iconjeweledscarab:
JeweledScarab Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
KILL ME. KILL ME NOW.
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:iconmegstiel:
megstiel Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012  Student General Artist
"I pretend my daddy is Christian Grey" and the FUCKING HANDCUFFS NO NO NO NO NO
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:iconsomnusvorus:
Somnusvorus Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012   Digital Artist
Ha ha ha! This is actually hilarious! =D

However, I am not surprised, you can get Hello Kitty vibrators. =S
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:iconmisuto-amami-mayu:
Misuto-Amami-Mayu Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
And you would know this how? xD
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:iconsomnusvorus:
Somnusvorus Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012   Digital Artist
Cracked.com [link] :dummy:
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012
Well.

:iconnothingtodohereplz:
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:iconvoldemorts-butt:
voldemorts-butt Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
holy shit on a stick is this real
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:iconhametsunocharge:
HametsuNoCharge Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:iconbloodyeyesplz:

But but but....PORN BOOK!

....Even if the grey tie is adorable
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Koyukuk Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012  Hobbyist
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:iconlovebehr:
lovebehr Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012
:iconidontwanttoliveplz:
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:iconmilasery:
Milasery Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconnothingtodohereplz:
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:iconkitsumekat:
kitsumekat Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012
And that's when you say, "poor baby".
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:iconumagic65:
Umagic65 Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
That's it. I've had it with this planet. *packs suitcase*
Who wants to come to the Moon with me?
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:iconcrazylittleloon:
Crazylittleloon Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012  Student Writer
I'm done. Excuse me while I go fly into the sun.
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:iconjeweledscarab:
JeweledScarab Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
WAIT. I want to come with you! :stare:
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:iconcrazylittleloon:
Crazylittleloon Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012  Student Writer
Alright, I'll make an attatchment to my garbage-can rocketship. You want a complementary hobo?
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:iconjeweledscarab:
JeweledScarab Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Does the complimentary hobo come with food or do I have to feed him?
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:iconcrazylittleloon:
Crazylittleloon Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012  Student Writer
He comes with his own food.
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:iconjeweledscarab:
JeweledScarab Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Huzzah! Sign me up for a hobo!
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:iconcrazylittleloon:
Crazylittleloon Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012  Student Writer
Alright!
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:iconkitsumekat:
kitsumekat Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012
No Loon!
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:iconcrazylittleloon:
Crazylittleloon Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012  Student Writer
Fine, Mars then.
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:iconkitsumekat:
kitsumekat Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012
Good.
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RandomRobskii Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012  Student Filmographer
I was in some store and they had 50 sheds of grey. Inside were some piss funny stuff like

"Come here," she purred. Finally I was going to get to ride her. My brand new bicycle!


Also, regards to the actual point of the complaint, hdeweuwifbfgbvrtjhwiwvfril :stare:
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:iconharushadows:
HaruShadows Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012   Digital Artist
wait what? really? :D
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:iconrandomrobskii:
RandomRobskii Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012  Student Filmographer
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:iconscdragonlady:
SCDragonLady Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That's epic. :lol:
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:iconagent-sarah:
Agent-Sarah Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Now THAT'S a book I want to read! :lol:
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:iconrandomrobskii:
RandomRobskii Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012  Student Filmographer
:lol:
I found it in a store called Menkind. They do actually sell them in the states.
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:iconagent-sarah:
Agent-Sarah Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Seriously?
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:iconrandomrobskii:
RandomRobskii Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012  Student Filmographer
For real!
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:iconagent-sarah:
Agent-Sarah Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Looked it up and see there's one in Maine. I'm going to check that place out soon.
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:iconharushadows:
HaruShadows Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012   Digital Artist
lol its funny wow no words........
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:iconarvellas:
Arvellas Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012
asdfgh bicycle? :lol:
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:iconrandomrobskii:
RandomRobskii Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012  Student Filmographer
Lol yeah, it was filled with really stupid shit, most of it was gardening or DIY related stuff made to sound dirty. :lol:

"I plunged it in, gripping the long shaft as I went. The pitchfork went deeper and deeper into the ground"

"I rode it hard, and well. Then I got off of the lawnmower."

Quality read, I swear down. :lol:
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:iconarvellas:
Arvellas Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012
Such...such eloquence. :happycry:
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:iconferaltao:
FeralTao Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012
No. No. :stare: No-no-no. ...Mindcrush!
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crystelclear1104 Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I... have no words.

*crawls under a rock*
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