...But seriously? What the flying fuck is wrong with people?! If I knew ANY parent that's bought that crap for their kids, I would automatically label them as bad parents with no hesitation.
It's no damn wonder why generations are getting worse as time goes on...
Old news is old (doesn't anyone else read Regretsy?). Though the one about pretending Christian Grey is daddy with the pictures of handcuffs SCREAMS pedophilia and made me shudder.
Man, when I read your title, I thought xkcd's prediction had come true and they'd made a Wishbone version of the book for kids.
Who allows these people to breed.
Fucking seriously. I have no words. People actually buy this shit.
Dear 2012. Please send many asteroids and/or other apocalyptic events. Just end it.
We've failed. Everyone abandon planet.