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Online guyfriend r stupidz

:iconckdreamer:
CKDreamer Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
A drop in the ocean
a change in the weather,
I was praying that you and me
might end to together
it's like wishing for rain as I stand in a desert.




But yeah srsly.
stoopid D:< they're so hot and cold, and moodier then most girls i know on my period T_T and after playing 5 mmo's over my 23 years of living,
I have officaly decided it's stupid,
i've had a couple RL boyfriends too but they're even stupidierz but the stupidest is probably me for not just sticking with the cat, xD
then there's my guys in the friend zone, that i get along with really easy, that mistake that for chemistry which it isnt T_T;
JUST BLAH
BLAH stay away!
I just want a dragon D: and a cat and my own world and life is good.
XD life is good though i'm just complaining, cause I seriously wonder what it'd be like to date a girl xD. Idk I get along with guys easier now that im older, well ones that arnt good looking, i'm totally comfortable with, but if they are decent looking/cute i'm intimidated so I must set myself up for this bs.
Oh as for online dating.
I seriously start crushing on accents, guys with good british or aussie accents = love. LMAO.
my current or last online crush was/is an aussie XD i'm not sure if im talking in present or past because i'm kinda tired T_T of him.
It's not really a boyfriend i dont date online XD it's just an online guyfriend that happens to be single and we spend some time flirting every day for a bit, what i can fit in between school school and more school lol
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:iconelrotram:
elrotram Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Why are all the girls on yourperiod?
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:iconvanhir:
Vanhir Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
What the-
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:iconmonochromereflection:
MonochromeReflection Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
0/10
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:iconkinrift:
Kinrift Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012
whoah
u so tru
i cant beleve

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:iconsabhira:
Sabhira Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
:icondildos1plz::icondildos2plz::icondildos3plz:
:icondildos4plz::icondildos5plz::icondildos6plz:
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GalacticGoat Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
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soulmankicks Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
i apologize on behalf of every other online guys/friends/ RL guys we are not all like that the internet tend to take over and they loose themselves in the anonymity the net tend to offer it kind like how a rather decent person enter an online chat they choose to be a anon and spam/ troll sorry that you had to experience that stuff our bad *bow* now time for pie
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:iconbohobella:
bohobella Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
Oh god, no!

It's me at age thirteen! How did you time travel, me from age thirteen? I don't remember meeting myself in the future :crying:
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:icondorkface4:
dorkface4 Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012
Clearly if you have time for a relationship you are not playing enough mmos. Mmos should be taking up ALL your time.
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:iconkoyukuk:
Koyukuk Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Someone was bored.
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:iconzerostorm91:
zerostorm91 Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
cool story bro :iconcoolplz:
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:iconrequiemachina:
Requiemachina Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012
tl;dr

Did not understand. at all.
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:iconnapkinthief:
napkinthief Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
:iconfblikeplz: :icontrollfaceplz: ish bootiful.
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:iconckdreamer:
CKDreamer Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I am such an epic troll, when I have time, all the angry publicity gave me over 100 pageviews :P I should do this more often
:itrollu: :trollfaceplz:
I want to post the itrollu icon it's so awesome ; ;
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:iconnapkinthief:
napkinthief Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
:icontrollfaceplz: troll away :iconitrolluplz::iconrainbowtrollplz:
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:iconckdreamer:
CKDreamer Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
man i got class and I was done trollin' but more just keep showin' up for more D: i wanna report muh own thread just so it goes away
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:iconnapkinthief:
napkinthief Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Lol. Want me to report it for yous? :B
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:iconckdreamer:
CKDreamer Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
nah this might be my ticket to a permenant spot on the forums :D its working freaking awesome
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:iconnapkinthief:
napkinthief Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
:iconisayplz: :iconisaydanceplz:
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:iconsynthetic--ecstasy:
Synthetic--Ecstasy Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist

Look at dat albino blablango ain't he sexeh?
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:iconckdreamer:
CKDreamer Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
too sexy zoom into the bottom half please, i wanna tap that
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:iconprairielily:
PrairieLily Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I believe I would like to kill you. ^w^
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:iconckdreamer:
CKDreamer Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
if you can afford the plane ticket I live in honolulu :D
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:iconaxl--rose:
Axl--Rose Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012
HAHAHA IT'S SATIRE
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:iconladydeven:
LadyDeven Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Satire with out the least little hint of intelligence. :no:
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:iconferaltao:
FeralTao Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012
...And it's proud of itself. Well. Wonderful!
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:iconladydeven:
LadyDeven Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I thought complaints would calm down after summer ended. :no:
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:iconferaltao:
FeralTao Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012
People never get tired of bitching.
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:iconladydeven:
LadyDeven Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
No but I had hoped all the school children making "troll" threads would have been to busy with school by now.
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:iconferaltao:
FeralTao Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012
While they might technically have school you can't expect them to actually be busy with it. They're busy having SWAG you know. >___>
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:iconladydeven:
LadyDeven Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
At least to they get in a final YOLO! :no:
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:iconaxl--rose:
Axl--Rose Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012
Exactly.
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:iconckdreamer:
CKDreamer Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
lol one person realized it, the rest are still shittin themselves with excitement happy to have someting to be mad at.
(:
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:iconpuzzledheartbox:
PuzzledHeartBox Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012
:iconwhatisthisshitplz:
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:iconkorukikonaru:
KorukiKonaru Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012
I'll leave this here because it's relevant.
:sing:Received a letter just the other day
Don't seem they wanna know you no more
They've laid it down given you their score
Within the first two lines it bluntly read
You're not to come and see us no more
Keep away from our door
Don't come 'round here no more
What on earth did you do that for?
Our aunt, she don't wanna know she says
"What will the neighbors think, they'll think
We don't, that's what they'll think, we don't"
But I will, 'cause I know they think I don't
Our uncle he don't wanna know he says
"We are a disgrace to the human race", he says
"How can you show your face
When you're a disgrace to the human race?"
No commitment, you're an embarrassment
Yes, an embarrassment, a living endorsement
The intention that you have booked
Was an intention that was overlooked
They say, "Stay away
Don't want you home today
Keep away from our door
Don't come 'round here no more"
Our dad, don't wanna know he says
"This is a serious matter
Too late to reconsider
No one's gonna wanna know ya"
Our mum, she don't wanna know, she says
"I'm feelin' twice as old", she says
"Thought she had a head on her shoulder
'Cause I'm feelin' twice as older I'm feelin' twice as older"
You're an embarrassment
:sing:
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:iconcopaceticchaos:
CopaceticChaos Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012  Student General Artist
Wat?

I can't even grasp the idea that a 23 your old would be having such middle school problems. Maybe if you spent more time socializing and less time with cheap online boyfriends, then you would be more liked.
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:iconcopaceticchaos:
CopaceticChaos Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012  Student General Artist
Year*

What the hell is with me and the word 'your'? I'm becoming one of them :stare:
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:iconsauti-alamisi:
Sauti-Alamisi Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I had past experience with online dating, and I hate it because what happened to my friend. Being caught by a pedophile. :iconstareshakeplz:
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:icongaussiancat:
GaussianCat Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconsurfinbirdplz:
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:iconmasterplanner:
MasterPlanner Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
What are you, twelve?
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:iconckdreamer:
CKDreamer Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
umadtoo
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:iconmasterplanner:
MasterPlanner Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
i mad

i real mad
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:iconckdreamer:
CKDreamer Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
*hug*
all better now
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:iconmasterplanner:
MasterPlanner Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
Thanks. Now have you seen the plushies? [link]
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:icondoctorowl:
DoctorOWL Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012
what
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:iconckdreamer:
CKDreamer Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
chicknen butt
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:iconbabushka-nipples:
Babushka-Nipples Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012
YOU'RE 23? ? No.
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:iconckdreamer:
CKDreamer Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
32* i typed it wrong
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:icongemdrop:
Gemdrop Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
:stare:
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:iconcopaceticchaos:
CopaceticChaos Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012  Student General Artist
EVEN WORSE!
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