Wow. I wish my mother talked about athlete's foot. Just the other week she bumped into my teenage sister and her friends on the bus and told them about her doctor surprising her with a vaginal probe, how they left the room for five minutes and left it in her, and if she should tip her doctor for fucking her.
I had already heard this story. She also told me the story of the day she discovered she has gray pubes twice. I could go on. But I really don't want to.
soda-with-cyanideFeatured By OwnerNov 6, 2012Student General Artist
Long story, basically my grandmother and share the same rook cause hiring someone to take care of her is too expensive, plus she's been sick and taking her to the loo is a Hercules-worth task even for dad.