Either talk about less disgusting things or learn to talk about them QUIETLY.

=AzzurraAnthrax Nov 5, 2012 Student General Artist

Mother, do you really have to talk so goddamn LOUD? No, I do not want to hear your phone conversation about athlete’s foot. I even have my door closed and music playing and I can still hear her!

Teal deer; I need soundproof walls.

Anti-complaint: I just finished my literary analysis paper.

Hijack: So how was everyone's weekend?

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Devious Comments

*Cynical-Nerd Nov 8, 2012

My Mom does this all the time! Even when I have friends over.

Nobody is safe from her telling everybody about the family's health.

*DevilKid-chan Nov 7, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

>.<
You poor thing. I think the worst I've ever ended up discussing with my parents was "the talk".

`bohobella Nov 7, 2012 Professional Traditional Artist

Wow. I wish my mother talked about athlete's foot. Just the other week she bumped into my teenage sister and her friends on the bus and told them about her doctor surprising her with a vaginal probe, how they left the room for five minutes and left it in her, and if she should tip her doctor for fucking her.

I had already heard this story. She also told me the story of the day she discovered she has gray pubes twice. I could go on. But I really don't want to.

~Winged-Ego Nov 6, 2012 Student Traditional Artist

My mom told me I was born a boy because "she was on top" that time.

My dad tells me about how cognac gives him the squirts.

Obviously I win the parent grossness contest.