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November 5, 2012


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Either talk about less disgusting things or learn to talk about them QUIETLY.

vi0letdreamer Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012  Student Photographer
Mother, do you really have to talk so goddamn LOUD? No, I do not want to hear your phone conversation about athlete’s foot. I even have my door closed and music playing and I can still hear her!

Teal deer; I need soundproof walls.

Anti-complaint: I just finished my literary analysis paper.

Hijack: So how was everyone's weekend?

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Sapphire-Ashesx Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012
My Mom does this all the time! Even when I have friends over. :nuu:
Nobody is safe from her telling everybody about the family's health.
DevilKid-chan Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
You poor thing. I think the worst I've ever ended up discussing with my parents was "the talk". :XD:
bohobella Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
Wow. I wish my mother talked about athlete's foot. Just the other week she bumped into my teenage sister and her friends on the bus and told them about her doctor surprising her with a vaginal probe, how they left the room for five minutes and left it in her, and if she should tip her doctor for fucking her.

I had already heard this story. She also told me the story of the day she discovered she has gray pubes twice. I could go on. But I really don't want to.
Winged-Ego Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
My mom told me I was born a boy because "she was on top" that time.

My dad tells me about how cognac gives him the squirts.

Obviously I win the parent grossness contest. :strong:
Atlantech Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
psssh, it's not like shes talking about a yeast infection
shininginthedarkness Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012
Of all the places your mom could have a fungal infection, the feet REALLY aren't the worst.
3wyl Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
What is your analysis on?
vi0letdreamer Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012  Student Photographer
The Fall of the House of Usher
3wyl Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Sounds intense. :O
soda-with-cyanide Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012  Student General Artist
At least you don't have an adults potty in your bedroom. :stare:
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