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Merasmus I need that blood!

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superpika237 Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
My nose has become a waterfall of blood. A bloodfall?

Whenever I go to scratch my nose or use a tissue my nose goes all scumbag on me and starts bleeding profusely so that I have to rush to the bathroom for the next 10 minutes trying to stop the bleeding. This is very inconvenient during classes, where I have to miss important stuff going on!

I blame the dry weather. I can't wipe my nose without becoming an anime character who just saw a naked lady!

As an anti-complaint, my aunt got a new kitty! :dummy: He's tiny and black and fat. :la:
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:iconlord-hayati:
Lord-Hayati Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I get nosebleeds whenever there is an extreme change in the weather.
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:iconsuperpika237:
superpika237 Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
You're an extreme change in the weather :iconmadnoesplz:
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:iconsapphire-ashesx:
Sapphire-Ashesx Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012
Jerk nose. D:
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:iconsuperpika237:
superpika237 Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
I know. D:
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:iconsapphire-ashesx:
Sapphire-Ashesx Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012
It should stop. >.<
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:iconrandomrobskii:
RandomRobskii Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012  Student Filmographer
In my 19 years of living, I've never once had a nosebleed. Is that weird? :noes:
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:iconsuperpika237:
superpika237 Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
:noes: Kinda.
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:iconneurotype:
neurotype Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Evidently if your nose won't stop bleeding, they offer you coke :la:
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:iconsuperpika237:
superpika237 Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
:noes: Really?!
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:iconneurotype:
neurotype Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Really really.
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:iconskyfire2008:
SkyFire2008 Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Talking about Merasmus, I finally managed to defeat him. Also, it's actually pretty easy, when all players select the right classes and attack him(and there's no retarded scouts running around killing everyone).
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:iconkidd-breon:
Kidd-Breon Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012
Not to mention Spies capitalizing on all the free backstabs.

Though I have to admit that last night I was just messing around playing Scout XD. Not killing people when Merasmus came on though.
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:iconsuperpika237:
superpika237 Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Huntsman all day e'ery day.
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:iconskyfire2008:
SkyFire2008 Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yeah, I also tried using Direct Hit on him, but it wasn't as efficient.
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:iconsuperpika237:
superpika237 Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Yeah, not really.

But I can't aim Huntsman arrows! :shakefist:
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:iconcrimeroyale:
CrimeRoyale Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012  Professional
When did people start becoming so soft??

Back in my day, people only got nosebleeds when they was hit in the face with steel beams or logs. And that was if you were lucky!
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:iconsuperpika237:
superpika237 Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
It's not my fault, I never asked for nosebleeds!
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:iconsmoppet:
Smoppet Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012
Once I jabbed my friend in the nose and it began to bleed everywhere. Oops.
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:iconsuperpika237:
superpika237 Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
:noes: You monster!

Alternatively, :iconohthehorrorplz:
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:iconsmoppet:
Smoppet Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012
:iconohthehorrorplz:
I INJURE ALL OF MY FRIENDS.
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:iconsuperpika237:
superpika237 Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
THAT SUCKS SINCE IKE FIGHTS FOR HIS.
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:iconsmoppet:
Smoppet Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012
WELL I'M NOT HIM NOW AM I?!
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:iconsuperpika237:
superpika237 Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
YEAH YOU ARE
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:iconsmoppet:
Smoppet Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012
:iconfliptableplz:
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:iconsuperpika237:
superpika237 Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
:iconmadnoesplz:
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:icondoctorowl:
DoctorOWL Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012
That happened to me for a while. It was mostly the dry weather, and every time I sneezed or blew my nose even GENTLY it would bleed. It took a while, but putting some sterile Vaseline (make sure it's sterile because Vaseline is a cesspool for bacteria) in there will help keep it from drying out. It's kind of an uncomfortable feeling but you only have to do it for a day or two and it should help a lot. Or invest in some good nasal spray but be careful because those can make it worse sometimes or be painful to use on a wounded nose.
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:iconsuperpika237:
superpika237 Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Maaan, I haaaate solving problems praaacticalyyyyy! D:
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012
ya been playing team fartress lately lassie

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:iconsuperpika237:
superpika237 Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
...:noes:

:dummy:

:lmao:
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012
The best part is definitely

:iconpainiscupcakeplz::iconsaysplz:GOD DAMMIT MERASMUS

STOP TAKING DRUGS

:iconmerasmusplz::iconsaysplz:NAOH
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:iconkidd-breon:
Kidd-Breon Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012
GO HOME MERASMUS. YOU ARE DRUNK.
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012
NAOW
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:iconsuperpika237:
superpika237 Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
That whole thing is pretty great.
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012
I love Medic laughing midway through.
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:iconzodiacgal:
zodiacgal Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Just stuff tissues up your nose! :dummy:
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:iconsuperpika237:
superpika237 Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
That's normally what I end up doing, yeah :la:
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:iconvelvetfish:
VelvetFish Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012  Student Filmographer
:iconscoutplz: MY BLOOD! HE MAGIC'D OUT ALL MY BLOOD!
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:iconsuperpika237:
superpika237 Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH- holy crap this goes on forever.
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:iconsbkmulletman:
sbkMulletMan Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012
:iconmerasmusplz::iconsaysplz:MERASMUS Needs that blood! For Magic!
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:iconmattsykun:
MattsyKun Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Thanks for not letting me down.
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:iconsuperpika237:
superpika237 Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Merasmus doesn't need shit! :iconmadnoesplz:
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:iconsbkmulletman:
sbkMulletMan Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012
He needs his house back.

Fucking Raccoons.
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:iconsuperpika237:
superpika237 Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
I don't blame the raccoons so much as Soldier, but I can forgive him because he's Soldier.
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:iconco-phantom:
Co-Phantom Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Well... Did you see a naked lady? :paranoid: Maybe she's going so fast, you can only see a blur, which is enough for your nose to know! :dummy:
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:iconsuperpika237:
superpika237 Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Maybe, if a naked lady speeds past me every time I scratch my nose :noes:

It's too big a coincidence to not make sense!
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:iconprosaix:
prosaix Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012
:o
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:iconkyteglory:
KyteGlory Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012
You realise this makes you a perverted Asian man.
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:iconsuperpika237:
superpika237 Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Yeah, I know, and it sucks. :noes:
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:iconanaliasunknown:
AnAliasUnknown Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012
I can relate, although my nosebleeds aren't nearly as severe.

Usually, I can just stick a tissue up there and move on, but it backfired on me one time. We were doing these personality questionnaires for one of my psych classes, and my nose started bleeding while I was working on it. So I did my usual "stuff it up the nose" thing and moved on. But then I sneezed. And the tissue landed on the papers for the personality questionnaires, which I had to hand in :iconstaresplz: I debated whether or not to just give them the copy with the blood, but I thought that'd be too creepy and too easy to link back to me (they're supposed to be anonymous), so I had to confess and get a fresh questionnaire.

He then proceeded to tell the class that someone bled on their questionnaire. The entire, 100+ strong class :iconstaresplz:
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:iconsuperpika237:
superpika237 Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
:noes:

Okay, eww, but also eww.
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