Why Boyfriend's dad... Why?


Penhuin's avatar
My boyfriend's creepy dad told me that he wants me to be his fourth wife. Fourth wife? Whut? Isn't one enough? And why do you want me? I'm not special! I'm just a penguin. Go away! Stahp! Go away!

I hope I never have to see him again because the things he said honestly scared me. :saddummy: I'm either very wimpy or my boyfriend's dad is a huge creep.
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Pokey-Bunny's avatar
Does he have any respect for his son...? I mean, it'd be nice if he respected you too, but seriously. You don't hit on your child's significant other!
Pokey-Bunny's avatar
Can we all form an angry mob?
WeluDixon's avatar
Penguin are awesome at mutual masturbation. I'd want you to be my fourth wife too. Just need wives one - three first.
Penhuin's avatar
When you get those wives let me know and I'll consider your offer.
alice-hime's avatar
I really don't understand people who hit on their family members' boyfriends/girlfriends. :stare: Parent to child's boyfriend/girlfriend is even worse... Is it that they just don't care about that person or are they delusional enough to think it's okay to share?
MonochromeReflection's avatar
It says you live in the US so...

You do realise polygamy is technically illegal?
Penhuin's avatar
Yes I do, but since this is a case with freedom of religion, I don't know what people can do. :no:
Shidaku's avatar
Polygamy is still illegal.
Totally-dead's avatar
Apparently not the solely religious kind. IE he is only married to one women as far as state and legal matters are concerned, but is religiously recognised as married multiple times. Rather like teenagers sticking rings on and saying they are married, only a lot more serious.
Shidaku's avatar
Sure, you can get non-legal "marriages" and technically be "legally joined" with all the same rights and responsibilities as marriage(but just called something else) through a personal contract all you want.
0rg's avatar
A man needs a maid.

Or in this case, a harem.
Penhuin's avatar
I'm not a maid. I enjoy my light clutter.
twasdandish's avatar
yesss, that is pretty creepy.
kitsumekat's avatar
Some perverted creep want you to be his 4th wife and pop out his kids along with your bf's kids? Can I kill him?
Penhuin's avatar
Yes, please do.
kitsumekat's avatar
I need to know where this guy lives. I'll even get rid of the body.
Penhuin's avatar
123 Sesame Street.
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Penhuin's avatar
kitsumekat's avatar
You need to give me more info.
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SpaniardWithKnives's avatar
Creepy... I had an old neighbour that looked at me "funny" everytime we crossed paths. Some fellows, just... EW...
CherylBlanche's avatar
:stare: ....
Good luck, hope you don't have to deal with him again.
Penhuin's avatar
Seeing how he could be my future in-law..... Eh.