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Why Boyfriend's dad... Why?

:iconpenhuin:
Penhuin Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
My boyfriend's creepy dad told me that he wants me to be his fourth wife. Fourth wife? Whut? Isn't one enough? And why do you want me? I'm not special! I'm just a penguin. Go away! Stahp! Go away!

I hope I never have to see him again because the things he said honestly scared me. :saddummy: I'm either very wimpy or my boyfriend's dad is a huge creep.
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:iconpokey-bunny:
Pokey-Bunny Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Does he have any respect for his son...? I mean, it'd be nice if he respected you too, but seriously. You don't hit on your child's significant other!
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:iconpenhuin:
Penhuin Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
No.
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:iconpokey-bunny:
Pokey-Bunny Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Can we all form an angry mob?
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:iconweludixon:
WeluDixon Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Penguin are awesome at mutual masturbation. I'd want you to be my fourth wife too. Just need wives one - three first.
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:iconpenhuin:
Penhuin Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
When you get those wives let me know and I'll consider your offer.
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:iconalice-hime:
alice-hime Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012
I really don't understand people who hit on their family members' boyfriends/girlfriends. :stare: Parent to child's boyfriend/girlfriend is even worse... Is it that they just don't care about that person or are they delusional enough to think it's okay to share?
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:iconmonochromereflection:
MonochromeReflection Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It says you live in the US so...

You do realise polygamy is technically illegal?
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:iconpenhuin:
Penhuin Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yes I do, but since this is a case with freedom of religion, I don't know what people can do. :no:
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:iconshidaku:
Shidaku Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012
Polygamy is still illegal.
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Totally-dead Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Apparently not the solely religious kind. IE he is only married to one women as far as state and legal matters are concerned, but is religiously recognised as married multiple times. Rather like teenagers sticking rings on and saying they are married, only a lot more serious.
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:iconshidaku:
Shidaku Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012
Sure, you can get non-legal "marriages" and technically be "legally joined" with all the same rights and responsibilities as marriage(but just called something else) through a personal contract all you want.
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:icon0rg:
0rg Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012
A man needs a maid.

Or in this case, a harem.
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:iconpenhuin:
Penhuin Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'm not a maid. I enjoy my light clutter.
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twasdandish Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012
yesss, that is pretty creepy.
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:iconkitsumekat:
kitsumekat Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012
Some perverted creep want you to be his 4th wife and pop out his kids along with your bf's kids? Can I kill him?
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:iconpenhuin:
Penhuin Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yes, please do.
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:iconkitsumekat:
kitsumekat Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012
I need to know where this guy lives. I'll even get rid of the body.
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:iconpenhuin:
Penhuin Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
123 Sesame Street.
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:iconkitsumekat:
kitsumekat Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012
Penuin...
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:iconpenhuin:
Penhuin Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*Penguin
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:iconkitsumekat:
kitsumekat Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012
You need to give me more info.
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:iconpenhuin:
Penhuin Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That's all I got :saddummy:
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:iconbonnieknox:
BonnieKnox Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Creepy... I had an old neighbour that looked at me "funny" everytime we crossed paths. Some fellows, just... EW...
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:iconcherylblanche:
CherylBlanche Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012
:stare: ....
Good luck, hope you don't have to deal with him again.
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:iconpenhuin:
Penhuin Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Seeing how he could be my future in-law..... Eh.
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:iconsoda-with-cyanide:
soda-with-cyanide Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012  Student General Artist
He probably doesn't like you and wants to drive you off.
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:iconpenhuin:
Penhuin Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Not gonna happen :stare:
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:iconkiryuin-satsuki:
Kiryuin-Satsuki Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012
To be fair, we don't know what your ass looks like. Just saying, temptation and all.
Maybe its his way of reaching out?
^^ immature pun
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:iconpenhuin:
Penhuin Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
My ass is beautiful.
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:iconkiryuin-satsuki:
Kiryuin-Satsuki Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012
Not really his fault then is it :p
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:iconhorrificsensation:
HorrificSensation Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2012
oh gawd >.> sounds pervy like my bfs dad...except i think my bfs dad is worse...
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:iconpenhuin:
Penhuin Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Does your bf's dad have three wives, around 20 children, and tries to touch every piece of ass that walks close to him? If not, don't try to glorify the drama in your life :)
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:iconagent-sarah:
Agent-Sarah Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
20 kids?! Is he related by that Dugger family by any chance?!
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:iconpenhuin:
Penhuin Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Nah, he's just a crazy mormon.
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:iconagent-sarah:
Agent-Sarah Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I KNEW IT!
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HorrificSensation Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012
haha oh gawd XD alright alright he does sound worse.
he has had kids with another woman but no longer speaks to any of them. hmm hes currently dating some slut that already has a bf...so that just tells me hes in it for ass.. ugg >_>
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Sapphire-Ashesx Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2012
What did your boyfriend have to say about this?
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:iconpenhuin:
Penhuin Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
He's furious, went to talk to his dad today.
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:iconrandomrobskii:
RandomRobskii Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012  Student Filmographer
Keep us updated, we're emotionally invested now!
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:iconpenhuin:
Penhuin Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I feel fucks everywhere!
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:iconquixotic-spark:
quixotic-spark Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
In a non-hentai way, I hope. :lol:
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:iconpenhuin:
Penhuin Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Nah, they aren't that good!
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:iconagent-sarah:
Agent-Sarah Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
If it did involved punching, keep us updated.
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:iconsapphire-ashesx:
Sapphire-Ashesx Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2012
Good, hope he smacks some sense into that creeper.
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kkofthefunkoff Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
you called a non emergency line on this creep? tell me you did
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:iconlobosabio:
LoboSabio Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2012
Like I said, sounds like you've got a winner on your hands. Keep us posted as the situation progresses.
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:iconpenhuin:
Penhuin Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I will
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:iconebolabearvomit:
EbolaBearVomit Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2012
He's a creep and you're a wimp. Everyone wins!:squee:

Nice art in the gallery:thumbsup:
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:iconpenhuin:
Penhuin Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I like being a winner! :happybounce:

And thank you!
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dadona777 Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2012
dafuq :iconeratsplz:
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