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Word? You threw soda on my car?

:iconkenzie-riann:
kenzie-riann Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
So, after dropping my fiance off at home, I headed to work. Now, imagine this. I'm turned right, onto a highway. 4 lanes, 2 going either way. It's a red light, and I'm turned right, into the right lane. Cars in the left lane, yes, but I can still turn right. This is driving basics, right here. Apparently, the truck in the other lane didn't like that I turned. I came nowhere near him, but he still must not have liked this, for some unknown godamn reason.

So, the driver lays on his horn. The passenger sticks his head out and starts yelling shit and flicking me off as they speed away. Yeah, ok. I don't care.

Now, I noticed that as they drove off and stopped at a stop light ahead, they passenger was -still- sticking his head out, and yelling at me, and watching me. Unfortunately, I also come up to the red light, and have to pass them, while slowing down. Here's where I should have known better, and stayed back a little. But, I needed to get to work and I hate wasting time.

As I pass them, the passenger rolls down his window, and throws a full styrofoam cup filled with soda ONTO my car.

Scratch that, IT ISN'T EVEN MY CAR. My grandpa and I switched vehicles for about the last month or two, because he misses driving my Jeep around, so cool, whatever. Switcheroo for awhile. And today, the very day that I have to give my grandpa's car back to him, some fuck throws a soda all over it. I'm super lucky I had rolled my window up after they passed me. Shit would have sucked even more.

I wouldn't have cared if it were a junker, but my grandpa </b>loves</b> this car. 2011 Chevy Malibu, and it's a pretty decent car. And it's white, so dirt stuck to that soda on the car like there was no fuckin' tomorrow.

UHG. Still mad. I swear, this county is filled with some of the worst drivers...
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Sapphire-Ashesx Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2012
What a jerk, I remember once, on my way home from school, my van passed this one school bus and a kid threw this big white thing out the window (Never figured out what it was), it shattered the whole windshield! There was glass everywhere and we ended up stranded there for about 2 hours. Luckily all the glass missed everybody's skin and nobody got hurt but seriously, why throw something out a window!?
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Babushka-Nipples Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2012
This is why I cannot drive, because if this was me, I would have wrecked into them purposely.
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:iconkenzie-riann:
kenzie-riann Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
I wanted too. I reeeaaaally wanted too.
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:iconthestickemperor:
TheStickEmperor Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2012  Professional General Artist
What you should have did was pick up an explosive and blow that motherfucker to pieces. :lol:
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:iconwildergothica:
WilderGothica Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Let's hope the asswipe crashes into a ditch and blows up, or better yet, gets hit by a semi!
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AutumnalEssence Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2012
:stare: That's terrible.
Something similar happened when I was in the car with my mum - someone tried to throw a tennis ball at the car, but they missed, luckily.
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:iconcrimeroyale:
CrimeRoyale Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2012  Professional
Throw something back!
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:iconkenzie-riann:
kenzie-riann Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
I didn't have anything! D:
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:iconcrimeroyale:
CrimeRoyale Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2012  Professional
You got shoes, woman!
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:iconcrystelclear1104:
crystelclear1104 Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
They should really take IQ tests before handing out drivers' licenses.
Seriously.
And well, you live in the States, or so your profile says. There are worse drivers abroad. Believe me. :nod:
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FillInTheBlankStares Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Student Writer
Don't worry, later they'll be thirsty and reach for their cup of soda and realize they threw it at you.

....Seeing as smart people don't throw soda though, they'll probably blame that on you too.
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:iconbytestream:
Bytestream Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Did the soda stay in the cup?
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:iconkenzie-riann:
kenzie-riann Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Nope, splashed down the side of the car.
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:iconbytestream:
Bytestream Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
That's a shame. :(
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:iconkiwi-punch:
Kiwi-Punch Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Student Digital Artist
They were tryin' to slip you up bro. Quick, use the blue shell on their ass!
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:iconsmoppet:
Smoppet Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012
:stare: What the fuck?
That's just...I don't even...
Road rage drivers do the dumbest shit.
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:iconkenzie-riann:
kenzie-riann Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Yeeep. That's the worst I've encountered so far, though. Thankfully. And I really don't want to have any more encounters with road-rage assholes.
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Smoppet Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012
:iconrazycryplz:
My mom gets road rage. At least it's not as bad as it apparently was when she was 20.....
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012
Thankfully, while this country has the worst drivers, we also have the most civilian-owned firearms...
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:iconkenzie-riann:
kenzie-riann Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
And I do know how to shoot a rifle, mmmmyes.
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TheyCallMeRoxas Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Freaking assholes.
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siegeonthorstadt Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012
this is why you need a concealed double barrel heavy machine gun mounted behind your vehicle and an angry gnome behind the trigger.
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:icontidal-wave-art:
Tidal-Wave-Art Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Go to his house and dump a liter of soda on his face.
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Krylanna Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012
Someone once threw a half-eaten bologna sandwich at my car while my husband was taking me to the airport. We had to stop and peel it off because it can ruin paint if it dries on. :iconsadtardplz:
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:icontimmy64:
timmy64 Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
You must have looked hungry.
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:iconkrylanna:
Krylanna Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012
It was delicious. :yum:
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:iconbytestream:
Bytestream Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
What a waste of a sandwich. :lol:
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:iconkenzie-riann:
kenzie-riann Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Well that's gross...why'd they do that? No reason? :o
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Krylanna Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012
I'm not entirely sure... we were going straight, and passed by them sitting in the left-hand turn lane. They hadn't been behind us at any point, and they did end up turning left and not trying to leave their lane. Nobody else was on the road.

The passenger was the one who threw the sandwich, maybe he was just done with it and we got in the way. :lol:
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Jellybean9000 Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
My, aren't you the nice type? I would have rammed the hell out of them. :lol:
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:iconthestickemperor:
TheStickEmperor Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2012  Professional General Artist
And wreck her grandpa's car? You sure are reckless.
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:iconkenzie-riann:
kenzie-riann Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
I like keeping my driving record clean, lol. Also, not my car. P:
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Jellybean9000 Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
You must have been lucky enough to be able to see through it, then. The same thing happened to me while I was driving home from school in my brother's car a month ago, except what was thrown at me wasn't soda-- it was a milkshake. :stare: And it covered the entire windshield to where I ended up almost ramming them anyway simply because I couldn't see.

Now that I think about it, a similar incident occurred right outside my apartment building a couple days ago. What was worse, a deer so happened to toddle its way into the middle of the street. Both cars were lucky enough to not get wrecked by running into trees. But one of them was unfortunate enough to turn that deer into road pizza.
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:iconkenzie-riann:
kenzie-riann Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
D; Oh gawd...
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:iconjellybean9000:
Jellybean9000 Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Yep.
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:iconmasterplanner:
MasterPlanner Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
Clean the car, and then track the culprit down and give him a :iconcuntpuntplz:
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:iconkenzie-riann:
kenzie-riann Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
I memorized the truck and their license plate. He better hope I don't ever find him again.
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:iconmasterplanner:
MasterPlanner Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
:iconcuntpuntplz:

Cunt punt! Apply directly between the legs!
Cunt punt! Apply directly between the legs!
Cunt punt! Apply directly between the legs!
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:iconrobstrand:
RobStrand Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012
You know you can look them up on the DMV website. I would fill the cup with soda again, go to there home of residence and throw the cup in there face and say "Littering is a 500 dollar fine, here is your trash!"

I'am 100% serious about this. I would hand to God do this.
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:iconkenzie-riann:
kenzie-riann Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
I'm not that cruel. I'd rather just call the cops, file a complaint, and hope the cops show up and scare the piss out of him.
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:iconrobstrand:
RobStrand Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012
Cruel? That's justice!
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:iconkyteglory:
KyteGlory Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2012
Rinse your car off?
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:iconkenzie-riann:
kenzie-riann Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
When you're rushing to work, you don't really have time too...
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:iconfuyuko7:
Fuyuko7 Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
:shakefist:
I once had a apple core thrown at my parent's car (I wasn't driving)
A school kid threw it from a bus :rage:
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awesomeizzy Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
At my old school, the kids used to just throw all their rubbish out the windows.
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:iconfuyuko7:
Fuyuko7 Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
:lol:
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:iconawesomeizzy:
awesomeizzy Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah. :lol:
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:iconkenzie-riann:
kenzie-riann Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Ew..
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:iconfuyuko7:
Fuyuko7 Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
:nod:
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LoboSabio Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2012
Ah, road rage. It makes people do incredibly stupid things, doesn't it? Really, the only thing you can do is sit back and laugh at their idiocy.
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