Girls are stupid.


Redfoxbennington's avatar
Because they got cooties.
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Meemie7's avatar
You know, cooties came from the time of World War 1 from the diseases that spread throughout the trenches during trench warfare. The phrase came from the German side and could only be cured by a pickle-juice bath. Cooties was their version of lice.

So, men got cooties first.
Redfoxbennington's avatar
Lies! All lies men don't get cooties.
Meemie7's avatar
Um... the American version of cooties is, indeed, a myth. However, what happened during World War 1 with the "cooties" is actually true.
Redfoxbennington's avatar
I thought it had to do with kindergarten.
SweetNspooky's avatar
Then if mens don't get cooties, why are you afraid of them ? Cooties are sexy.
Redfoxbennington's avatar
Yeah they are. like chicken pox.
Splittercore's avatar
Girls are made of slugs and snails and puppy dog tails.
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Splittercore's avatar
It's opposite day everyday. :dance:
Redfoxbennington's avatar
Especially martin luther king day.
zephy0's avatar
I got tested for cooties and they said I had none :lol:
Redfoxbennington's avatar
You can't escape the cooties.
zephy0's avatar
I don't live on Earth therefore unhindered by those rules :stare:
Redfoxbennington's avatar
Thats sucks for you because earth is pretty awesome for the most part.
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Redfoxbennington's avatar
No! Say I Agree! Not true. You sound like a faggot!
zephy0's avatar
dude I am a faggot :|
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Typhloser's avatar
My cooties are sexy.
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Typhloser's avatar
There's a lamp or something that can be only turned on by blood, making periods practical resources of blood to turn on the lamp. However it only turns on once.
Redfoxbennington's avatar
Theres no genie just a vampire in that lamp.
Typhloser's avatar
I don't doubt it. That's why it wants my period blood.