Girls are stupid.
Because they got cooties.
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You know, cooties came from the time of World War 1 from the diseases that spread throughout the trenches during trench warfare. The phrase came from the German side and could only be cured by a pickle-juice bath. Cooties was their version of lice.
So, men got cooties first.
So, men got cooties first.
Just a myth!
Lies! All lies men don't get cooties.
Um... the American version of cooties is, indeed, a myth. However, what happened during World War 1 with the "cooties" is actually true.
I thought it had to do with kindergarten.
Then if mens don't get cooties, why are you afraid of them ? Cooties are sexy.
Yeah they are. like chicken pox.
Girls are made of slugs and snails and puppy dog tails.
Its opposite day.
It's opposite day everyday.
Especially martin luther king day.
I got tested for cooties and they said I had none
You can't escape the cooties.
I don't live on Earth therefore unhindered by those rules
Thats sucks for you because earth is pretty awesome for the most part.
True xD
No! Say I Agree! Not true. You sound like a faggot!
dude I am a faggot
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Yay.
My cooties are sexy.
so are periods.
There's a lamp or something that can be only turned on by blood, making periods practical resources of blood to turn on the lamp. However it only turns on once.
Theres no genie just a vampire in that lamp.
I don't doubt it. That's why it wants my period blood.