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Im a pole dancer!

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~SpookyInk Aug 5, 2012   Traditional Artist
In like several months at this rate...:grump:

I got too bored and excited today to wait till the "ebay room" we run a store for a local game store here and we kept all the items in our dining room. was all cleared out and moved to the actual store. We have our own room. I'm gonna make a silly Ork door sign for it that'll say "Whaaaha want I busy in 'er!" Or however they talk.

So Aways, got too excited so I put together my bday present. A stripper pole! :la:

Finally got it up and secured. I even made my 250lb bf jump on it.

And...

HOLY FUCKING MOTHER OF SHIT
My arms are burning and dying after 5 minutes. :stare:

I threw my pants off to get better grip and now my thighs burn too. :iconcryforeverplz:

Huge mad respect for strippers and pole dancers now.
Making it look so easy. :grump:

probably would be easier if I was 30lbs lighter...but that's why I got it. :grump:

I at least was able to hold myself up for a few seconds twice!



Tldr: I'm a whore. Whoring myself out. Whore whore whore.
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~Oh-Cherie-Cherie Aug 11, 2012  Student General Artist
Pole dancing is such a great workout mon.
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~SpookyInk Aug 11, 2012   Traditional Artist
Mhmm
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:iconmaskedguardian:
I have heard it's good exercise.
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~SpookyInk Aug 11, 2012   Traditional Artist
It is lol
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~rockstar1009 Aug 10, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Keep an eye on Groupon/Living Social/etc. I've seen pole dancing lessons pop up a few times now. :la:
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~SpookyInk Aug 10, 2012   Traditional Artist
The closest place that does it is 8 hrs away. :noes:
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I want one of those now .w.
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~SpookyInk Aug 10, 2012   Traditional Artist
Get one. :la:
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:icondragonflae:
We can open a strip club :la:
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~SpookyInk Aug 10, 2012   Traditional Artist
Totally! :la:
But only let the hot people in and deny all the creepers!
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