Riddles

~ThereAreNoTurkeys Jul 30, 2012

Possibly my greatest pet peeve ^{yeah there's a real smart idea Dave, tell Complaints what pisses you off the most} is when a douchebag tells a riddle or presents some kind of mysterious problem, to which you know full well that they know the answer, and if nobody guesses it, the douchebag won't tell you. Y'know, out of empty tradition's sake, the whole "a magician never reveals his secrets" bullshit, to make themselves look cooler.

Example:

My chemistry teacher in high school had a thing where she showed you a mysterious cardboard tube full of ropes you can pull. We weren't allowed to see what was inside, but we had to figure it out on our own as per a class exercise.

So when none of us had the answer right, she said "oh well! I'll show you what's inside this tube... if you come back with a college degree in chemistry.

"

I may or may not have thrown something heavy at the wall.

To others, it's all fun and games. But I actually get really invested in riddles and puzzles. Probably this is because of the OCD I've had since 3rd grade, but I want closure when something's out of place. When I'm denied that closure, it's a dick move.

So I guess this doubles as a praise thread for google searches. >:3

TL;DR: Where'd they bury the survivors?

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Devious Comments

~the-ghostfactory Aug 1, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

A man and a woman were driving in their car when it broke down. The man decided to go for help at a gas station a few miles back. He made sure nobody was in the car, rolled all the windows up, and locked all of the sedan's doors. He went off, but when he came back, his wife was dead, and there was a stranger in the car. No physical damage was done to the car, so how did the stranger get in?

=LadyDeven Aug 1, 2012 Hobbyist Digital Artist

I will be back here to learn thee answer.

~the-ghostfactory Aug 4, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

~little-wild-one Aug 1, 2012

The wife had a baby and she died giving birth to it?

~the-ghostfactory Aug 4, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

Yupperooni

~elrotram Aug 2, 2012 Student Traditional Artist

I was going to say that the murderer hid in the trunk and then pulled the back of the seat down to stab her to death, putting the seat back up first, but your answer is better.