A certain penguin… (~Black-Whispers) decided it would be fun to eat me.. Alas the heart of complaints is stuck inside the belly of the beast! Where snowball fights become brown.. and acid gives me heart burn!
Someone convince the vile beast to spit me out, or slay it like Skyrim's dragons or red riding hood's wolf.
Sally the beautiful foot-long, did you perhaps get her at subways? She was meant to be eaten, it's your fault for not having done so before rubbing it in people's face
Alas the heart of complaints is stuck inside the belly of the beast!
Where snowball fights become brown.. and acid gives me heart burn!
Someone convince the vile beast to spit me out,
or slay it like Skyrim's dragons or red riding hood's wolf.
Link for your amusement : [link]
TL;DR: this was a scheme to inform you all that I’ve taken on the name “The beating heart of Complaints”