No I will not buy you something

~Penhuin Jun 17, 2012 Hobbyist Digital Artist

My dad is awful. He's a junkie, lives out of his car, and is just an asshat.

Well he called me today and for some reason I decided to answer, since it's father's day and all. Of course I didn't wish him a happy father's day or anything, I wasn't even planning on speaking to him at all, just listen to him beg and cry. Okay, so maybe that's a bit assy of me, but I really don't care right now.

But instead he asked me: "What'd you get me?"

Dammit dad. You owe me over a million dollars from no child support and dipping into my college fund. You should be getting ME things.

Luckily I am sueing him. So I got him a court date

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~Lexi247 Aug 18, 2012

That's rude of him -_-

~auschtitz Aug 16, 2012

i think the best revenge is when his kidney fails and he needs a new one and you're the only one who is compatible and you don't give it to him
~~that was poor grammar structure~~ r e v e n g e

~TBH-1138 Aug 15, 2012

Next time he asks you if you brought him anything; tell him you got him something very, very special. Then lock him in his car and light it on fire.

~HaruTotetsu Aug 12, 2012 Hobbyist Writer

I wish i could sue my Dad for one reason...he gave me and my little brother a check for £1 Million, and forgot to mention he firstly didn't have a Million and secondly that checks have an expiration date.

~Penhuin Aug 12, 2012 Hobbyist Digital Artist

Asshat

~HaruTotetsu Aug 12, 2012 Hobbyist Writer

Oh he's alright. He nearly died shielding me. Well he technically died...then came back...several times. Still here with us and the Government really screwed up with him...oh well.