Eric the lady

~FlyingDeadBirds Jun 16, 2012 Student Traditional Artist

_{So I finished my first year of high school, college some kind of school I don't know the English word for yesterday. Two more years to go before I'm finally free jobless and poor!}

So today I celebrated that through working my ass off.
I worked at a annual athlete event kind of thingy, basically a lot of people just paid a lot of money to run around in a giant circle and I was in charge of getting the entries into the computer. Until this day you were supposed to send in your entry through e-mail, but it was also okay to buy an entry at the spot, which meant that you had to fill out the form by your own hand. And apparently a lot of these people wasn't capable of doing that.

If you're an athlete, please don't be offended. Unless you're just as fucking stupid as they were. The form wasn't complicated, just your name, adress, sex, and how fast you think you're going to run.
Oh, and unless that wasn't clear, YOU ALSO HAVE TO FUCKING WRITE IT SO PEOPLE CAN READ THE SHIT YOU'RE WRITING. If you want to write K, don't write H. If you want to write A, don't make it look like U. You learn that in what, kindergarten? I had about 200 forms to go through, I don't have time to fucking decipher every fucking letter. ESPECIALLY NOT IF YOU'RE FUCKING NORWEGIAN WHICH BASICALLY MEANS THAT YOUR NAME CAN BE SPELLED IN WHATEVER FREAKY WAY POSSIBLE. _{I'm Swedish, for all I know Schörenschneids could totally be a common name over there. I DON'T FUCKING KNOW THAT SHIT.}

Also, if you do write like a monkey ond crack, don't fucking complain when you get your name spelled wrong in the result lists. If you're picky about your name, be clear about how you write it.

And if you against all hope wrote in a way other humans can actually understand, did you read the form properly? You think? Because I had a dude named Eric-something who filled out he was a woman. He didn't accidentally tick the wrong box, he didn't miss the question, he simply had a choice between the words MAN and WOMAN, and decided to put a ring around WOMAN.
Eric-something: "Hm, well, I do kinda have boobs like a woman. And maybe you're supposed to mark which one you DON'T is? Yes, that's totally how it is!"

TL;DR People are fucking stupid but I'm service-minded and polite so I don't whine about it in public. I just save everything for Complaints.

YOU'RE FUCKING BORING AS USUAL AND I DON'T CARE ABOUT THIS SHIT: I need to stop abusing the word "fucking". Give me some nice curse words I can vary with