How come all of my complaints starts with a bad word? Oh fuck whatever.
I have tons of schoolwork, only today I have two national tests in English which I didn't know anything about. I've had so many English tests I swear that my English is actually getting worse, I'm just typing shit right know. The first one is a oral test which I haven't prepared for at all, I was on my way home over lunch to studu (all of the papers and shit is there) but then I realized I had forgot my keys. I'm supposed to talk about some fucking writer whose name I can't remember, probably something in the style of Edward van Pumpledick or something. So instead of speaking about him, I just grabbed the only other writer that was anything similar to this Pumpledick, which is William Shakespeare.
William Fucking Shakespeare.
I hate that man. I hate his works, I hate his style. Yeah yeah, I know, he was uhh so original and blaah so great at stuff and shit, but I still hate him. I hate him because I can't go through one single period in school without meeting a Shakespeare-horny teacher. I've probably written three essays about him, one more cheesier than the other, and my teachers have all praised them, not realizing it's shit only because it's about Shakespeare.
I'm not doing that shit again, today I'm going to go to class and tell everyone how much Shakespeare suck, and I'm gonna do it goooood.
I only did Romeo and Juliet and Julius Caesar in high school.
"I'm not doing that shit again, today I'm going to go to class and tell everyone how much Shakespeare suck, and I'm gonna do it goooood." <--- Did you do it? If so, how did people react?
I have tons of schoolwork, only today I have two national tests in English which I didn't know anything about. I've had so many English tests I swear that my English is actually getting worse, I'm just typing shit right know.
The first one is a oral test which I haven't prepared for at all, I was on my way home over lunch to studu (all of the papers and shit is there) but then I realized I had forgot my keys. I'm supposed to talk about some fucking writer whose name I can't remember, probably something in the style of Edward van Pumpledick or something.
So instead of speaking about him, I just grabbed the only other writer that was anything similar to this Pumpledick, which is William Shakespeare.
William Fucking Shakespeare.
I hate that man. I hate his works, I hate his style. Yeah yeah, I know, he was uhh so original and blaah so great at stuff and shit, but I still hate him. I hate him because I can't go through one single period in school without meeting a Shakespeare-horny teacher. I've probably written three essays about him, one more cheesier than the other, and my teachers have all praised them, not realizing it's shit only because it's about Shakespeare.
I'm not doing that shit again, today I'm going to go to class and tell everyone how much Shakespeare suck, and I'm gonna do it goooood.
TL;DR rage rage raaaage