Me, MARILYN

!prosaix May 19, 2012

It's so hard being the Marilyn Monroe of the complaints forum - or the whole of the forums for that matter.

It's not my fault I'm so hot.

:It's global warming over here... Endorphin save me!!

Bonus complaint: I just tore my speshul PJs trousers... It was nothing extraordinary but they were THE BOMB! Comfy as hell. How could I even tear trousers that loose?

I put my right foot in and it went right in between the two legs and tore a big gaping hole in the 'crotch' part. FML

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Devious Comments

!prosaix May 19, 2012

Darling this isn't about you. This is about me.

*Aret May 19, 2012 Hobbyist Writer

Everything is about you. You're so self centered i'm surprised you even know the word "you".

!prosaix May 21, 2012

Yes this is MY thread honeybee, which is why it's about ME. That's rich coming from you.

With that said, I don't appreciate you smearing your dead mother all over my face in my thread. What I was saying were things that could earn me more ounces of your sympathy, it has NOTHING to do with you. You need to get over yourself, not everything is about you. Especially not in my thread.