Paranoia.

~Angelpussy May 1, 2012 Hobbyist Digital Artist

I know they're not really following me, and that it's all just paranoia. But did you know that even paranoids have enemies? YES! They re secretly plotting how to follow me around, once my shrink gets me to believe that they no longer exist!

If you have a shrink, you would be well advised to get rid of him. They dream up diagnoses like paranoia, and then make money "exorcising demons" just like the medieval church.

Do you think that if I joined a completely evil church, they could drive out the paranoids and the shrinks?

It's time for those meds that I'm refusing to take. I'll go refuse them again, right now.

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Devious Comments

~allah-saurus May 1, 2012

Try smoking some weed, I hear it helps.

*LudwigvanKickass2 May 1, 2012 Professional Traditional Artist

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"Sometimes paranoia's just having all the facts."-William S. Burroughs

~melenya May 1, 2012 Professional Digital Artist

It's not paranoia (#2).

In fact, they are following you because you're popular!

(No?)

Ok..

~0s1 May 1, 2012

I was always paranoid that paranoia was genetic. This morning, my mom took a picture of me just so that if I get kidnapped, she can provide the police with a really up-to-date picture.