Now I can't brag about it...

~UrinaryOutput Apr 23, 2012

You know how you always have that guy/girl/cousin-it that you look back on and you're like, "Oh yeah! I tapped that!" And you can kind of brag about it to your friends. Kind of like the Trophy Ex?

Yeah.

Well, today my Trophy Ex posted a picture of himself and I was like

What the hell happened? The guy completely went downhill since last year. Gained a little weight. Grew some weird burly eyebrows.

Now what am I going to brag about? Everyone I dated has either turned fat or got knocked up.

TL;DR...Why do guys get ugly when they turn legal?

PS...This is why getting married at a young age almost always ends in a divorce. Your man is hot one year and turns into a chubby gorilla the next.

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Devious Comments

~Lilnanny Apr 24, 2012 Student Filmographer

While most girls/women finish puberty around 16 or 18. Boys/men can finish puberty around age 22.

At 15 or so, he may of still had most of his boyish features (making him "cute")

My advice is... stop bragging to your friends about your cousin (it is sort of creepy). Plus the high rates of divorces come from impulse marriages. People now a days are marrying for love and sex instead of family values. That's why some gay marriages also end in divorces, love alone can not hold together a relationship. That's why I believe marriage is overrated.

^3wyl Apr 24, 2012 Hobbyist Photographer

Perhaps they just totally relapsed after they lost you.

~UrinaryOutput Apr 25, 2012

Absolutely not. Neither one of us was heartbroken. People just get lazy and let themselves go which is something I don't quite understand.

^3wyl Apr 26, 2012 Hobbyist Photographer

Oh.. fair enough. Human, then.

~shininginthedarkness Apr 23, 2012

I've been with the same guy for 12 years, and he just started working out! He's in the best shape ever! My experience may not be representative of average outcomes!