Now I can't brag about it...

~UrinaryOutput Apr 23, 2012

You know how you always have that guy/girl/cousin-it that you look back on and you're like, "Oh yeah! I tapped that!" And you can kind of brag about it to your friends. Kind of like the Trophy Ex?

Yeah.

Well, today my Trophy Ex posted a picture of himself and I was like

What the hell happened? The guy completely went downhill since last year. Gained a little weight. Grew some weird burly eyebrows.

Now what am I going to brag about? Everyone I dated has either turned fat or got knocked up.

TL;DR...Why do guys get ugly when they turn legal?

PS...This is why getting married at a young age almost always ends in a divorce. Your man is hot one year and turns into a chubby gorilla the next.

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Devious Comments

~iluzia Apr 24, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

Oh god, when we broke up he firstly shaved his hair, then he let it grow & put those weird pink things.
And hahah @ facebook model.

~SanguineLaw Apr 23, 2012 Hobbyist Digital Artist

One of my exes actually let herself go recently. Not that I ever brag about sleeping with any of my exes ever

~UrinaryOutput Apr 23, 2012

It's not necessarily about bragging about sleeping with someone. It's about bragging about having someone that not many people were able to get. Kind of like...look at what I've accomplished. Of course, you can't really call someone who now looks like doo-doo an accomplishment

~SanguineLaw Apr 24, 2012 Hobbyist Digital Artist

I suppose. I do have an ex that I wonder to this day how I managed to get with her. Really, I still wonder what the hell she saw in me

Maybe being funny is just enough for some people?

~UrinaryOutput Apr 25, 2012

I've dated people solely for their personality before.

I think physical attraction for a lot of people starts initially with an emotional attraction.

~SanguineLaw Apr 25, 2012 Hobbyist Digital Artist

Maybe I just assume everyone bases attraction on looks

Which is kind of ironic because I tend to want to be with the people who I connect with rather than just looks.

~Erysne Apr 23, 2012

The last person I dated now looks like someone that ran off a commune to preach about the wonders of Marx from their perch on a little wooden orange box.