Isn't it cool when you run across a picture of a dead harlequin baby online? Or even better, a live one? I'd pay money to see one irl. I think that a collage of harlequin babies should be considered a form of art on this site. It'd be even more awesome if a harlequin baby came out of a blue waffle on video.
Go tell the folks over at deviants. I'm reading this wayyy too late 'cause I only lurk over there.
Anyway, BUH BUY. Your hourglass figure, rose-shaped belly button, dahlia vagina, arrows to the knee, penis avatars, and more, will forever be remembered in the dA forums history book. If somebody makes one.