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July 23, 2011


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No, adventure time sucks too

Ninjaslug Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Everyone says that you can say what you want about cartoon networka nd its new programming, but adventure time is cool.

Fuck no no it isn't. It's pure eye-candy. It's not cool, it isn't anything special. It's got cute things, no concept, and bad jokes that only children and stoned people would laugh at. Other people only like it because it's cute. Cuteness does not make a fucking TV show you twatmunchers!

Fuck you people who think adventure time is good. It's not funny and the creators don't even bother to try anymore. They just seek something cute.

Fuck this show and fuck cartoon network. Adult swim is good because of it's FOX shows, but that's the only reason why I spend any time watching this shit.

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EbolaBearVomit Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2011
I think you're missing the point. The show is for those who like it and those fans will obviously support the program.
Find something you like and watch it. Stop whining about things you do not like.
Ninjaslug Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist

one: This is complaints, a place to whine about things you do not like. Think about that before you read a complaint, as this is a place for complaining.

two: Someone obviously makes something for people that like it. No fucking shit. I'm not saying "YOU, STOP SUPPORTING ADVENTURE TIME RIGHT NOW", I'm saying that I don't like it and I don't like everyone kissing its glorious ass for being so close but not obtaining the sweet and sugary cigar.

IN other news:
Fuck you.
EbolaBearVomit Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2011
I hereby complain about your complaint and I raise you're 'fuck you' with a 'you dirty bitch'.:thumbsup:
Politoed89 Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2011
Ninjaslug Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
This gives me a new idea for a complaint!
Artemis-F-Fox Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I miss old scooby doo... :(
deserthaze Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2011
Agreed. I miss stuff that had an actual freakin' PLOT.

And I've been keeping an eye on Generator Rex. I'm actually growing to like it more and more with each new episode...and I totally dismissed it when I first heard about it. I thought it was going to be completely idiotic. Especially the talking monkey. So overdone.

And damnit. I can't believe I'm saying it, but...that monkey has grown on me. And I just plain dislike monkeys in general. Check out some of their good episodes, like "Without a Paddle" (one of my favorites, so damn funny), "Promises, Promises", "Basic", "Prom" might be surprised.

I had the same experience with Symbionic Titan. I thought it would suck, then just as it was getting good, they canceled it. Assholes.

I was so disappointed when Ben10 Alien Force clearly went down the crapper. It started out good, but there's hardly been anything good since then :saddrunk:

We've been robbed of some glorious cartoons. Damn cartoon network. Take your live action shit and shove it. Bring back toonami and all the good series with plotlines!

A valid complaint indeed. You are certainly not alone.
Ninjaslug Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Yes, the talking monkey did end up making me groan, but I don't think I've seen any episodes that really gave him any exposition, so he still kinda makes me groan with "God so overdone."

I'll lookit those episodes you mentioned. I never really liked Ben 10 Alien Farce since it was canon-raping the second they introduced Kevin as a protagonist and changed up gwen's [link] into "oh yeah she's an alien, and so was those other two guys. What lucky charms? What're those? Huh? NOT LISTENING LA LA LA". That and the whole romance between gwen and kevin. Why not just add in a new damn character to be the stupid tough guy? Kevin was a damn good antagonist with an obsession with killing ben- FOR GOOD REASON.

And when ben turns the guy into a hideous freak again? ONLY SLIGHTLY GODAMN SPITEFUL.


I only saw one episode of Symbiotic Titan. It was the one where nerdy robot guy must give tutoring to preppy idiot blonde. It was horribly corny, but I'd like to give it a second shot.
deserthaze Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2011
:XD: I was never crazy about the original Ben10 because Ben and Gwen were both so obnoxious. I didn't start to like it until I saw the first season of Alien Force, where Ben wasn't such an unbearable brat. But then, of course, after a few seasons, he reverted back to the arrogant ass that turned me off to the series in the first place. Ultimate Alien has done NOTHING to help the situation.

So, since my like of the show stemmed from Alien Force, I guess I was able to overlook such obvious, gaping plotholes. But yeah, Gwen is still a major bitch, that much hasn't changed, and the relationship between her and I don't even know why anyone would want to be FRIENDS with Gwen. She's a condescending know-it-all smartass who treats her cousin like crap (and Ben takes it), and she just happens to have spurts of soft heartedness when it suits the plot for her to be the wise female.

The alien thing WAS totally weak; as was the sudden appearance of grandma. As absolutely horrificly poorly done as the live action movies were, I do recall Max saying that his wife had "passed".

I gotta say, I do love some of the utterly guy moments that occur between Kevin and Ben though. Those two make an entertaining pair of pals at times.

Dont forget that Charmcaster is also ruined as a villain too. She was so easy to hate.

Oh god :XD: I remember the Symbionic Titan episode you're talking about. You caught the worst possible episode I think :XD:

As for the talking monkey Bobo, he's mostly played comedic relief so far (and there are times he does a damn good job of it too). Maybe he'll get more development soon :shrug:
LudwigvanKickass2 Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2011  Professional Traditional Artist
So does polio but you don't hear FDR complaining.
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