Dammit, cashier bitch, just because my family is on a road trip and at the mercy of fast food joints doesn't mean you get to SHIT ALL OVER US. And yet, it does.
I asked for ten chicken nuggets. Ten. Total of ten small individual chicken nuggets. You ask, "two fives?" I say "yes," because five and five are indeed TEN. HOORAY we can do basic math!
I wonder why it's taking so long. Ten nuggets should not take fifteen minutes. Then it becomes clear. You have not given me ten nuggets. You have given me TEN PACKETS OF NUGGETS.
TEN ORDERS OF NUGGETS TEN EACH
YOU GAVE ME ONE HUNDRED FUCKING NUGGETS, BITCH WHAT IS THIS AND THEN YOU CHARGE ME $62 FOR THEM? WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN -
And then Pasty Stick Fryer Boy, do not lean out of the kitchen when I politely say "Ahh, I did not order 100 nuggets, I ordered 10-" do not SHRIEK:
AAAALL THE NUGGETS ARE GOING TO GO TO WAAAAAAAASTE!
No.
Bitch. Do not want.
100 fucking nuggets.
Didn't even get to keep them. But didn't want to pay $60 either. Balls.
I asked for ten chicken nuggets.
Ten.
Total of ten small individual chicken nuggets.
You ask, "two fives?"
I say "yes," because five and five are indeed TEN. HOORAY we can do basic math!
I wonder why it's taking so long.
Ten nuggets should not take fifteen minutes.
Then it becomes clear. You have not given me ten nuggets. You have given me TEN PACKETS OF NUGGETS.
TEN
ORDERS
OF NUGGETS
TEN EACH
YOU GAVE ME ONE HUNDRED FUCKING NUGGETS, BITCH
WHAT IS THIS
AND THEN YOU CHARGE ME $62 FOR THEM?
And then Pasty Stick Fryer Boy, do not lean out of the kitchen when I politely say "Ahh, I did not order 100 nuggets, I ordered 10-" do not SHRIEK:
Bitch. Do not want.
100 fucking nuggets.
Didn't even get to keep them. But didn't want to pay $60 either. Balls.