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Wendy, you WHORE, I bet your square hamburgers are made of Gonnorhea-Meat.

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`TheSylverLining Aug 9, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
Dammit, cashier bitch, just because my family is on a road trip and at the mercy of fast food joints doesn't mean you get to SHIT ALL OVER US. And yet, it does.

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I asked for ten chicken nuggets.
Ten.
Total of ten small individual chicken nuggets.
You ask, "two fives?"
I say "yes," because five and five are indeed TEN. HOORAY we can do basic math!

I wonder why it's taking so long.
Ten nuggets should not take fifteen minutes.
Then it becomes clear. You have not given me ten nuggets. You have given me TEN PACKETS OF NUGGETS.

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TEN
ORDERS
OF NUGGETS
TEN EACH

YOU GAVE ME ONE HUNDRED FUCKING NUGGETS, BITCH
WHAT IS THIS
AND THEN YOU CHARGE ME $62 FOR THEM? :crying: WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN -

And then Pasty Stick Fryer Boy, do not lean out of the kitchen when I politely say "Ahh, I did not order 100 nuggets, I ordered 10-" do not SHRIEK:

:iconhurfplz::iconsaysplz:AAAALL THE NUGGETS ARE GOING TO GO TO WAAAAAAAASTE!



:| No.


Bitch. Do not want.

100 fucking nuggets.

Didn't even get to keep them. But didn't want to pay $60 either. Balls.
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`Oukan Jan 2, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
The thread is closed by request of OP.

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~Gemdrop Jan 1, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
:rofl:
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i wonder is this why people prank call fast food places? but yea that suck
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`Baz135 Dec 28, 2010  Hobbyist Photographer
Wait, what? This thing is still on the Complaints front page? It's still hilarious, but these burgers are starting to taste a bit mouldy. And undead.
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:iconavskyggene:
People don't read much do they?


Jesus, what does it take to get some respect for the dead threads?
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:iconvalgaror:
Why the fuck is this thread still hanging around? 8U
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`TheSylverLining Dec 29, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
OH GOD. I come back to this. D: THERE IS NO RESPECT FOR THE DEAD THREADS.
I don't effing know. First thing tomorrow it's getting locked.
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~LittleAlienGirl Jan 1, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
You said that three days ago and it is not locked. :evileye:

You had me wondering why you were on a road trip in winter until ~k-a-t-w-a-l-k pointed out the date. :noes:
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`TheSylverLining Jan 2, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
Done. :3
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~LittleAlienGirl Jan 2, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
It it's done, how am I posting this? :evileye:
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