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He should never have won against Brock because he damaged the gym to win.
Nor should he have won against Blaine because of aiming for that fucking horn.
Then he won against the two twins because of Thunderarmor?!
I know I'm seasons late to this but Ash is a cheater and all of those cases he has used the wrong pokemon, Pikachu and then a fucking bird against an Geodude, Onix, Rhydon, Solrock, and Lunatone, all of them are ROCK/GROUND type. That's fucked up Ash and Pikachu, you should never have won those badges ecause you are a fucking cheater, just like when you got most of your Kanto badges and you didn't even beat the gym leader, they just gave them out of pity because you saved them from Team Rocket.
You dirty fucking cheater, you didn't win shit, I fucking trained a 500 dollar level 5 Magikarp into a fucking Garyados before I even hit fucking the third gym, what have you done? Nothing but get lost for about 20 episodes.
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"The princess' clothes are in another castle." ~UltraBeavis
They just dislike how you people tear up the characters and have them anally ream each other for you to masturbate with your pocky sticks. ~sergeant-tinkles on Yaoi