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:icondazza1008:
=dazza1008 Jun 11, 2009, 11:06:33 PM
This is a while back, but still... it needs to be said. :D

Met this guy in the library, and he asks me out. Eventually I agree. He asks if I want to go to see a play, and I say yes.

The name of the play?

"Cunt Pie"

:|

I still agreed, out of shock. Mum threw a hissy fit afterwards when I told her, insulting him, and eventually calmed down when she saw the review online, and decided it was a "social commentary". :roll: And I talked to some others, who said that it was OK to go - if he expected something else, then it's too bad.

Later on, I found out that the theatre only had one play at a time, and he was busy so couldn't really see anything else, plus he was stressing a bit while mentioning the play title to me. He also turned out to be quite the gentleman. :D (we're no longer together, though) Still, I don't think it was a good tactical move for a first date. ^^


Bonus complaint: why are my two most recent complaints related to dating? :(

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~blackmage123 Jun 11, 2009, 11:07:32 PM
"cunt pie"

:lol:

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~thefailsafe Jun 11, 2009, 11:10:38 PM
Seconded.

"Cunt Pie" :lol: :lol:
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=BloodiRose Jun 11, 2009, 11:10:41 PM
Was it good?

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~KaylaArBaxter Jun 11, 2009, 11:11:51 PM
Rofl, that's the best name ever.
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=NoodleDoodler Jun 11, 2009, 11:22:50 PM
"Cunt pie"

:lmao:

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(c is dat stupid??)
:icondazza1008:
=dazza1008 Jun 11, 2009, 11:31:15 PM
oh geez... well, it was set in a bar, and it was about four people being unfaithful to their partners, who were elsewhere. Eventually it turned out that two were working together to set the other one up, and blackmail them. Then one guy turned violent, and it ended "can I get any lower?" or something. It was one of those interesting yet meandering plays.

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:icondazza1008:
=dazza1008 Jun 11, 2009, 11:31:28 PM
The play? :paranoid:

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Not all letters of the alphabet are created equal - Go L! ~Church-Of-L ... or if not, ~Die-L-Die :giggle:
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:icondazza1008:
=dazza1008 Jun 11, 2009, 11:31:53 PM
u_u

XD

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Not all letters of the alphabet are created equal - Go L! ~Church-Of-L ... or if not, ~Die-L-Die :giggle:
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:icondazza1008:
=dazza1008 Jun 11, 2009, 11:32:06 PM
:noes: You too! lol

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