You're sick, Stephen King.
Seriously, wtf.
I just finished reading "It", and I shit you not, the amount of sex scenes that were just thrown in there are baffling, I watched the movie with my friends but I fell asleep, and when I asked my friend about the end she replied "Oh, 'It' turns out to be a giant spider and the girl fucks everyone".
What.
I thought she was kidding, but it does turn out that the girl screws with everyone, they had an orgy, they were 11.
My complaint is that I never saw it coming, and the descriptions were too awkward. And I curse Stephen King for the horrible mental images that will haunt me forever.
I just finished reading "It", and I shit you not, the amount of sex scenes that were just thrown in there are baffling, I watched the movie with my friends but I fell asleep, and when I asked my friend about the end she replied "Oh, 'It' turns out to be a giant spider and the girl fucks everyone".
What.
I thought she was kidding, but it does turn out that the girl screws with everyone, they had an orgy, they were 11.
My complaint is that I never saw it coming, and the descriptions were too awkward. And I curse Stephen King for the horrible mental images that will haunt me forever.
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I kinda got put off reading it by looking at its big thickness, so I brought Alice In Wonderland instead. (:
I want to read it now though, you've pitched an intrest in me...
I want to read it now though, you've pitched an intrest in me...
Well, now I want to read that book.
Not to mention, while she is having sex with everyone, is describes the blood in her vagina. 
Bleeeh. Great book, though.
Bleeeh. Great book, though.
Stephen King may be fucked up, but he's one hell of a writer. Have you read Misery? That book made me feel like I was going to get killed at any moment.
Misery was a book that actually made me not want to be a writer.
I'm so trusting.
If anyone said they were my fan I would be so flattered, I'd totally let them cut off my foot.
I'm so trusting.
If anyone said they were my fan I would be so flattered, I'd totally let them cut off my foot.Then blowtorch it! 
I've seen the film, but can't remember an orgy or a girl fucking everyone o.O good for me I guess?
I really enjoyed It 
Didnt leave me with any mental images.
Didnt leave me with any mental images.
...
Wat.
Wat.
Ohgod.
I considered reading it, but I guess I won't.
I considered reading it, but I guess I won't.
Stephen King books are, by default, awesome. I haven't read IT yet though, it looks massive.
Why the hell did you necro this?
Necro? Uh, well as you do, I was on a necro-spree, and this seemed to be the most appropriate place to go.
My friend still has traumas from watching IT as a child - and she has only pure hate towards Stephen King.
..and I still hate clowns.
..and I still hate clowns.
"I never saw it coming"
Welcome to the world of Stephen King.
Welcome to the world of Stephen King.
I remember reading the book when I was in 5th grade and totally having a wtf moment. But most of his other books are similar with the sex stuff.
Lul. 
For some reason that scene made me respect and fear him even more...
For some reason that scene made me respect and fear him even more...
Watch Ken Park, it actually has a kid orgy
(even though the actors are in their early twenties
)
(even though the actors are in their early twenties
)
Wait what?
the amount of sex scenes that were just thrown in there are baffling
Title please
Hey, he dissed SMeyer, so that's a bonus point for him.
Title please
Hey, he dissed SMeyer, so that's a bonus point for him.
Pet Sematary was brilliant.
Hmmm
I want to read it now
I want to read it now
I am yet to read it, but someone told me about that.
One of the things I don't like about SK's books are the sexually explicit parts. They're just awkward and end up sounding like someone describing home-made porn.
I remember reading "The Stand" and "Desperation" in 7th grade. I was going to ask my dad what "masturbate" meant, but thankfully I decided to look it up in the dictionary instead. SK definitely has the ability to scar people for life.
Also, I think they're doing a remake the movie for IT. God help us all.
I remember reading "The Stand" and "Desperation" in 7th grade. I was going to ask my dad what "masturbate" meant, but thankfully I decided to look it up in the dictionary instead. SK definitely has the ability to scar people for life.
Also, I think they're doing a remake the movie for IT. God help us all.